33Author: CyberDeletion
Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING DBZ but Miss Know-it-all and the Preschool are MINE and you can't use them!
Note: This is behind-the-scenes stuff from when all the characters were in Preschool. Trunks got there because he hopped a time machine. I hope this will prevent any confusion in the future.
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There were a bunch of kids waiting outside a building, which it's sign read: La La Land Preschool; where every day's a happy day. A few of the kids' faces had gone pale just from looking at the sign. A young woman ushered all the kids inside the Preschool, smiling as hard as anyone could imagine possible. She had short strawberry-blond hair, blue eyes, and wore one of those dresses with the apples and bees and, well, you get the idea. She was downright scary. As soon as every one was inside, she sat everyone down in a circle and said, "Welcome to La La Land Preschool! My name is Miss Know-it-all, and I'll be your Teacher for the year! Now, who wants to be the first to stand up and tell every one their name?" Of course, no one volunteered. "Okay! You, with the armor and the spiky hair! Thank you for volunteering!" Cried Miss Know- it-all, pointing to Vegeta. Reluctantly, he stood up and said, "I am Vegeta, Prince of all Saiyans, who will rule this world when I grow up!" "Wrong!" Said Frieza, smiling maliciously, "I'm going to rule the whole universe when I grow up!" "Uh-uh!" Countered Vegeta. "Are too!" "Are not!" "Are too!"
"ARE NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"ARE NOT!"
Frieza and Vegeta continued their bickering, their voices now raising to a yell. Meanwhile, Miss Know-it-all continued to smile hysterically and continued as if nothing had happened. "Let's see now, who's next?" She looked around at the other children and spotted Chi-chi. "Oh, you must be Chi-cee. That's a strange name." "Excuse me, Miss Know-it-all, but my name is 'Chi-chi'," Chi-chi explained as calmly as possible. "Right, what did I say?" Replied the Teacher. By this time, Vegeta and Frieza had powered up and were battling in midair. Half of the Teacher's desk was ashes. Miss Know-it-all looked just as happy as ever. "Who's next? Ummmmmmm...You!" Miss Know-it-all pointed to Goku. He stood up. "Okay.I'm Goku." He sat back down. Miss Know-it-all moved on. "And you must be." "Bulma," Stated Bulma. "I want to call you by something else." Said Miss Know-it-all. "I'll call you -" "But I don't want to be called by anything else," Said Bulma, "I want to be called by my name!" "Fine. Have it your way. I don't care. Does it look like I care? 'Cause I don't." Said Miss Know-it-all, who was now pouting with her back turned to Bulma. Bulma sighed. "Whatever. Oh! Chi-chi, want to go paint?"
There was only one person who hadn't been introduced. He walked up to Goku.
"Hi, Goku," He said. "Oh, hi Trunks," Goku replied. "Listen, do you think we should go and try to get the Teacher to do something about Vegeta and Frieza? 'Cause it looks like they're trying to fight to the death, or something like that." Indeed, they were trying to fight to the death, and they were willing to obliterate anyone or anything that got in their way. The desk, books, clock, and ¾ of the toy chest apparently had done so. After a few minutes, Trunk replied, "I dunno, Goku, She looks pretty mad right now." "Oh, well. Lets go check out the remains of the toy chest." "Kay." While Vegeta and Frieza were fighting, Bulma and Chi-chi were over in the art section drawing replicas of famous paintings, with a few changes here and there. "I'm going to draw myself in the painting 'Mona Lisa'" Said Bulma. "You can't do that! I'm gonna!" Chi-chi said. "Lets both do something else then." Bulma suggested. "Kay." Said Chi-chi. Just then, an energy blast destroyed ALL the art supplies in the building. First, all the girls can do is stare in disbelief at the pile of ashes that was once the drawings that they had worked so hard on. Then they turned to Vegeta and Frieza, their eyes glaring. "THIS MEANS WAAAAAAARRRRR!" Chi-chi and Bulma cried in unison. As soon as they said that, Chi-chi began to power up. This made the boys uneasy, but they wouldn't back down. Bulma got out the K'NEX that weren't blown up and started to build something. Trunks, who had been watching the entire scene, looked on in horror as the thing Bulma was building began to take shape. She was building an exact replica of an android! Trunks screamed and ran to hide behind the nearest object: Miss Know-it-all, who happened to still be pouting and muttering to herself that "Her name was much better".
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It turns out that the girls won the 'war'. Bulma and Chi-chi are brooding because all the toys and art supplies were reduced to little piles of ash and as a result they are now very bored. Vegeta and Frieza are now regaining consciousness. Miss Know-it-all is locked in a closet because Trunks got tired of listening to her. All through this, Goku has been sleeping in the beanbag chair that he found in the far corner of the room.
"Ow! My head hurts! Vegeta complained. "And you think mine doesn't?!" Snapped Frieza. "We still need to figure out who's going to rule the world! How about a coin toss, if battling isn't going to work," Vegeta said. "Whatever! Just as long as we figure out who's gonna rule the world! You have a coin, right?" Frieza said. "No, I thought you had one," Said Vegeta. They looked at each other, then headed toward the closet. Once inside they hit Miss Know-it-all over the head with the charred remains of what looked like it was once a book shelf. Then they raided her pockets for change. "Yay! I found a quarter!" Exclaimed Frieza. "I call heads!" "Fine." Sighed Vegeta. While the coin was in midair, Goku (who had woken up in time to see the whole thing) ran over and called "Edge!" That was how the coin landed. Vegeta scowled. "Kakarot! What did you have to go and do that for?!" He yelled. Goku smiled. "Now neither of you can rule the world!" He replied. Feeling that he had solved things, he walked off to find something to do. Vegeta and Frieza just stared at him as he walked away. **************************************************************************** **************** Will Goku find something to do? Will Bulma and Chi-chi stop brooding? Will Miss Know-it-all regain consciousness? Will Vegeta and Frieza stop staring? And what about Trunks? Find out in PRE-DBZ PART 2: LUNCHTIME **************************************************************************** **************** ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? R&R!? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?