42Bakura: WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY DESK!?
Mangafreak: (innocently) writing
Bakura: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WRITING AND WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT AT MY DESK?!
Mangafreak: cause
Bakura: CAUSE WHY?!
Mangafreak: will you calm down; I am just writing a story.
Bakura: (growling) in MY room!
Mangafreak: yeah, well that's life. Will you get me some chocolate?
Bakura: What makes you think I'll get you some goddam chocolate?!
Mangafreak: Cause you would be being nice PLEASE!
Bakura: no
Mangafreak: please
Bakura: fine. If you let me write the story with you, I'll get you some stupid chocolate
Mangafreak: Yay! (hugs Bakura)
Bakura: GET THE HELL OFF ME!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi-oh, Fruits Basket, or any of the characters. (though I wouldn't mind owning Kyo or Haru!) I do not own fruit loops or cocoa puffs either.
Complete Chaos
Chapter 1: Moving Day"I'm hungry." Joey said.
Everyone: sigh
"What else is new?" Tristan said, bored.
"Well, this morning, I ate some fruit loops, and they got soggy and so I had to get more fruit loops but then, I realized I didn't like fruit loops, so I ate some cocoa puffs." Joey said, always the talker.
Everyone: o0
"I'm hungry."
Everyone: JOEY!
"There's nothing to do." Said Ryou.
"No kidding!" Yugi said.
"Too bad Bakura's not here. He's always a source of amusement. At least for a couple minutes." Tea said.
Bakura: I WANNA BE IN THE STORY!
Mangafreak: you can't be in the story and write it too.
Bakura: yes I can. (pouts)
Mangafreak: no
Bakura: chocolate?
"What's that?" Yami looked toward the door.
"It sounds like someone's trying to get in. But the door is locked." Mai said.
"Hey! It's Bakura!" Ryou said, happy to see his darker half.
Bakura: anything can be accomplished with chocolate. Just remember that.
"Let me in!" wailed a drenched Bakura. "It's fucking pouring out here!"
"Such language, tsk." Ryou said.
"Shut up hikari."
"I'm glad you don't talk to me like that Yami." Yugi sounded relieved.
"I would never do that." Yami reassured him. "But I will do this!" Yami started to tickle Yugi and Yugi started laughing hysterically.
"Hee hee! Power!" Yami giggled.
Everyone but Yugi and Yami: o0
"Yuki, Kyo get your butts out here this instant!" Shigure shouted into the house. Today was moving day. Shigure had gotten a big paycheck for a book he had recently written and it was now on the top 20 book list. No one knows how this EVER happened. Apparently there were a bunch of other perverts out there that like the perverted novels that Shigure writes. It was almost scary to think about, everyone agreed.
They were moving close to a city in Japan called Domino City. Shigure (and for once everyone agreed with him) thought that they needed a bigger house especially since Haru had moved in with them. Four men and a woman were too many people for their small house. So, they picked a nice big house and started moving in.
"Yuki, Kyo I said NOW!" Shigure yelled. The two boys emerged, yelling and fighting as usual. No change there.
"If your stuff wasn't lying all over the house, we would be half way there by now, RAT!" Kyo yelled. Yuki ignored his statement. Kyo yelling was just another part of his life, as regular as eating, or going to the bathroom.
"Are you listening to me?" Kyo started.
"Why should I?" Yuki said calmly.
"Aggh!" Kyo lunged at Yuki, having enough of him.
"Kyo-kun! Please stop!" Tohru shrieked. Kyo looked over at the pretty brunette running over to them. He used to have a very large crush on her, but after they went out for about a week, they found out that living together was too close for a boyfriend and girlfriend to handle. Well, too much for Kyo to handle. Now they were just friends. But Tohru still had a strange power over all the Sohma men. It was just something about her.
Bakura: that's it!?
Mangafreak: dingbat, that's only the first chapter.
Bakura: but I only got 2 lines. A measly 11 words!
Mangafreak: I wasn't even in it.
Bakura: but but but but but
Mangafreak: author or actor take your pick buddy
Bakura: don't call me buddy!
Mangafreak: fine you can be in the story.
Bakura: do I get Serenity?
Mangafreak: don't push it
Bakura: Tea?
Mangafreak: you like that sick friendship messed up girl who-
Bakura: hey it's not like I have a lot of options here. Who likes a reincarnation of a 5000-year-old tomb robber?
Mangafreak: ya got a point there ya know
Bakura: oh shut up I want a girl even if it is in a written story
Mangafreak: Yeah, written by you
Bakura: (sigh) it's hopeless isn't it? ISN'T IT?
A/N: ok I know that was a short, random chapter, but hey, what can you do, it's my first story. Remember that when writing reviews. REVIEW! Even if you didn't like it. I need help here! Do you think Bakura should continue co-authoring w/ me? And don't ask what the romances are gonna be cause even I'm not sure yet!