42A/N: I've gotten so caught up in the Bakura thing that I forgot I'm writing a fic here…. maybe I should just write one w/o the story part! This story doesn't even really have a plot yet…hmm…anyways, I'll shut up and here are review replies! If anyone reads them, which I doubt they do.
Craze Izumi – thanks for reviewing and here's your update!
Dreamcloud516 – (anime river of tears) WAH! That's the one I wanted to add! They're so kawaii! (Pouts) well since you specifically asked, I won't have them together…but I'm not saying I'll keep out the shounen-ai all together! (Evil grin)
Painsys – Yeah I read a Serenity/Bakura…kind of well it was more humor, its on my favorites if ya wanna check it out…And I know what you're going to say: It doesn't have enough Serenity. She's going to be paired with someone BE PATIENT! Yay someone doesn't mind shounen-ai, that's good cause I'm kind of obsessed with it…Don't worry, I won't do lemons, I'm too young! Congrats on getting into the musical, what is it called? I suck at singing. Of course we miss you!
Blue-0-demon – thankies and voila! Le update! Tee hee I'm not French, just feeling strange at the moment…
Lucy – thanks for both your reviews! And sorry this update isn't faster!
Dreamcaster555 – (picks up dreamcaster) Are you okay? Don't hurt yourself there!
Purple-dragon-123 – Bakura and me…(sigh) if only, if only…
Starinthenight – JELLO!
Dreammistress Jade – Yay! And I decided to only have one or two shounen-ai couplings. Lol yeah, Bakura probably wouldn't like pink hair.Sam: (KNOCKS at Bakura's door)
Bakura: (opens door) well at least you knocked this time.
Sam: (shrugs) Guess what we're doing today? (Excited)
Bakura: uh…writing…?
Sam: beep! Wrong!
Bakura: well then. Enlighten me.
Sam: I'm getting my ears pierced for the second time and you're coming too! (Points)
Bakura: (sarcastically) sounds fun.
Sam: It will be cause I get a free piercing and YOU are getting your ears pierced too!
Bakura: what.
Sam: you heard me! Come on it'll be so much fun!
Bakura: I'm not getting my ears impaled just so for your idea of fun! No way. (Crosses arms)
Sam: (sly grin) Are you afraid?
Bakura: NO! Where the hell did that come from?
Sam: Yep. I can see it. You're positively terrified.
Bakura: I am NOT!
Sam: See, it's okay to be scared. Let's talk about it.
Bakura: GAH!
Sam: Tuesday works for me. We can figure out all your problems.
Bakura: make it STOP!
Sam: (soothingly) (pats Bakura) Do you want a stress ball?
Bakura: (holds head) FINE! And I thought I was the master of torture. Let's just get it over with.
Sam: YAY! (Hugs Bakura)
Bakura: get OFF me!
Sam: let's go!
Bakura: fine, but if I'm doing what you want, we should at least write a chapter of the story first.
Sam: that made no sense, whatever. Fire up the computer.
Disclaimer: We don't own Fruits Baskets. Or Yu-gi-oh.
Complete Chaos
Unexpected Meetings
Tohru looked behind her at the doctor giving her a weird look like why-would-you-ever-go-in-there. She shrugged and walked into the room, hoping it wouldn't be too hard to apologize to this man.
"Hello?" she said tentatively to the person lying in the bed.
He was sitting up now, his eyes were open and they held an icy stare directed at Tohru's own soft brown ones.
"What do you want? Look I told all you little nurses that I don't need any medication! I have a company to run will you just let me out of here!" He yelled at her.
Tohru moved closer to the bed. "I'm not a nurse. My name is Tohru Honda." She said, holding out her hand.
"So? Who the hell are you then?"
"I'm really sorry-" she looked at the name on his chart by his bed "-Mr. Kaiba…but I'm the one who hit you." She stopped and folded her hands, looking for a reaction.
Kaiba was fuming. He blinked. "Look, I'm not in the greatest mood…so do yourself and me a favor and get out of my sight!"
Tohru wasn't used to being treated this way; everyone in the Sohma family always treated her nicely. She didn't understand it.
"I'm really sorry…" She said again, her voice faltering. "Can I do anything to help?" she asked quietly.
Kaiba glared. "I said get lost!" he said, and made a waving motion with his hand.
Tohru looked down at her feet. "Maybe I could help you at your house? I mean, you won't be able to do much, and you'll have to stay in bed…" she said, persistently. Housekeeping was something she was very good at.
"Look, I don't need any more help; I have all the maids I need."
"You have maids?" Tohru said, incredulously.
"That's beside the point. I don't need help is the point." Kaiba said, crossing his arms.
"Surely there's something I could do!" She said optimistically.
"You don't give up do you?" He said, thru gritted teeth.
"Nope!" said Tohru happily.
Kaiba sighed. "Fine. How about I think about it and give you a call?" He said, thinking, 'yeah, right. As soon as I get this ditz out of the room I never want to talk to her again.'
"Okay!" said Tohru as she scribbled down her cell phone number. "I'll talk to you later!" she said, waving as she walked out the door.
As soon as she was out of the door, Kaiba crumpled up the piece of hello kitty stationary in his unhurt hand and threw it in the garbage can. 'God, that girl gave me such a headache.' He thought, rubbing his forehead.
Tohru, however, was one step ahead of Kaiba. She walked up to the receptionist's counter. "Excuse me," she asked the fat lady behind the counter who was bent over her computer.
"Do you know where Mr. Kaiba lives?"
The toad like lady looked up. "That's confidential information." She said, tilting her nose upward with a superior air.
"I really need to know." Tohru said. "Please?" She gave puppy dog eyes to the lady, but she wasn't affected by Tohru's plea.
"No, it's confidential!" the lady glared at her thru her small beady eyes.
"I'm sorry…" Tohru said, getting an idea. She looked down the hallway. "Oh look! They're giving away free doughnuts!" she exclaimed, looking happily at Mrs. Fatso.
"Oh really?" Mrs. Fatso's face perked up and she waddled off down the hallway.
"They just turned the corner!" Tohru yelled after her as Mrs. Fatso tottered past, her arms outstretched like a baby in a candy store. Tohru stifled a laugh and sat down behind the desk. She typed in a few things, and soon, she had Kaiba's address. She smiled and wrote it down on her hello kitty stationary.
'5007 Dragon Avenue…' she said to herself as she wrote. 'Interesting address…'
She walked out of the hospital, planning to visit Kaiba that weekend to see if he was all right. It was only when she got into the parking lot that she realized she didn't know how she would get home. She didn't know where the hospital was in reference to the new Sohma house. She sighed and sat down on a bench, thinking of what she could possibly do.
Yuki led the way to the principal's office, where they learned that indeed they had to wear uniforms.
Kyo grumbled and glared at the principal.
"I'm sorry, but that's the rules Mr. Sohma." The principal said, looking at Kyo's hair disapprovingly. "Is that your normal hair color Mr. Sohma?" He asked.
"Yes it is dammit!" Kyo said, slamming his fist on the desk.
Yuki pulled his hand away. "Not a good way to make an impression, now is it cat?"
Kyo glared at Yuki and lunged at him.
"Boys!" the principal interrupted.
Yuki brushed himself off innocently, while Kyo seethed in the corner.
"There are uniforms in the gym locker room, you should be able to pick out some that fit." (A/N: we don't have uniforms at our school, how DO you get them?) The principal pointed down a hallway.
Hatsuharu got up with a swish of his coat, and Yuki and Kyo followed, Kyo reluctantly.
Once out of the principal's office, Kyo started up again, yelling random things.
"Why do we have to wear stupid uniforms and go to this stupid school?" he complained.
"Oh, be quiet." Said Hatsuharu, who was grinning an odd grin.
"What's so funny?" Kyo grumbled.
Hatsuharu didn't answer, but walked into the gym locker room, which he had found easily, despite his lack of a sense of direction.
"Looks like we have some uniforms to try on." He said with a grin as he rifled thru some of them. "Bleck." He had found an old uniform with some icky looking splotches on it. He threw it aside.
Kyo cringed and tried on a couple uniforms, before finding a few that fit him. He stuffed them into his backpack and loosened the necktie. A cat never likes to be collared.
They were all just about to leave when they heard some noise, as if people were coming into the locker room.
"An den Kaiba has to call me a mutt again! I hate dat guy he's such a rich bastard!" a voice with a thick accent could be heard.
"Joey, you shouldn't get yourself so worked up, you know that's what Kaiba wants. Just ignore him." A small voice sounded.
There were more footsteps. "Hey Joey, Yugi." A smooth voice said.
"Hi Duke!" the boy named Yugi said.
At this point, Hatsuharu checked his schedule the principal had given us. "I guess we'd better go to our class. Hey, we have gym now!" he pointed to all his schedules. We should find out where the gym clothes are." He said, and started to walk out from behind the lockers to the other group of people.
"Hey, where are the gym clothes?" Hatsuharu said, coming out from the row of lockers.
"Hello!" Yugi said. "They're over there-" He pointed to a bin.
"Hey aren't ya new 'round here? Haven't seen ya before." Joey said.
"Yes. My cousins and I just moved here." Hatsuharu said, sifting thru old gym clothes.
"Hi!" Yugi said again. "My name is Yugi Moto and these are my friends Joey Wheeler and Duke Devlin." He pointed to each in turn.
"Hey." Duke said, brushing his hair back.
"I'm Hatsuharu Sohma." He motioned behind the lockers where Yuki and Kyo were squabbling about some random subject. They walked out, dazed.
"This is Yuki, and Kyo." He said with a wave of his hand.
"Hello." Yuki said softly.
Kyo just glared. He walked over to the bin of clothes and threw the gross ones all around the room. He finally found a 'suitable' pair and put them on.
Everyone else stared at him but Yuki.
"Silly cat, why must you make such a mess?" he mock-scolded.
Kyo made a hissing noise and stalked away from them.
Joey burst out laughing. "Are dey always like dat?" he asked Hatsuharu.
"Mostly." Hatsuharu simply said.
"Well gym will be starting soon, maybe you guys could sit with us during lunch! You can meet our other friends!" Yugi suggested happily.
"That sounds nice." Yuki said softly as he slipped into his running shoes. "Speaking of others, I wonder where Miss Honda is?" he thought aloud.
"Who's dat?" Joey asked.
"Tohru is our friend who lives with us." Hatsuharu said. "She said she was taking her car to school, I hope she didn't get lost."
"Tohru's not stupid like you too! Of course she didn't get lost!" Kyo's voice said from behind lockers.
The gym teacher walked in at this time, stopping the potential fight between Yuki and Kyo.
"I see we have some new students - what are your names?" He asked, as the rest of the class began to slowly file in.
After the morning classes, Yuki, Kyo and Hatsuharu joined Yugi and the gang for lunch, where they met Anzu, Serenity and Mai.
Anzu was the one who came running up first. "Hi guys!" she said happily as she came over to the table. When she sat down, she finally noticed Yuki, Hatsuharu and Kyo.
"Who are those people Yugi?" she asked, none too politely.
"Anzu!" He cried.
"What?" she asked, oblivious.
"Never mind. This is Yugi, Hatsuharu and Kyo." He said, gesturing with his hands who each one was.
"Pleased to meet you." Said Yuki politely, though he wasn't really. She seemed too pushy to him.
"Whatever…." Kyo said, looking up at the sky.
Hatsuharu said nothing, but glanced at Anzu.
Next to come up was Serenity, followed by Tristan and Duke who were looking at her longingly, then started a fight over her.
Serenity sighed and sat down next to Joey. "Hi Joey!" she said, hugging her brother.
"How were your tests sis?" Joey asked.
"They were okay." Serenity said, looking down.
"Don't kid yourself ya did great!" he said, slapping her on the back, and going back to shoveling food into his mouth.
Serenity smiled, and then noticed that there were some extra people sitting at the table. "Hi!" she said kindly. "My name is Serenity Wheeler, what's yours?" she asked politely.
Yuki smiled, happy to see that someone he had met so far was nice. "I'm Yuki Sohma and these are my cousins Kyo and Hatsuharu. We just moved to Domino City yesterday." He explained.
Serenity never got to say anything back, as Mai had just made her grand entrance.
"Hello all!" she said, flinging her hair over her shoulder nonchalantly and sitting at the end of the table with her legs crossed. She was just fixing her makeup when she noticed Kyo, Hatsuharu and Yuki. She leaned forward.
"Who's this?" she asked.
Yuki and Hatsuharu sighed at the same time.
"I'm Kyo now go away!" Kyo said, tired of everyone giving introductions for him.
"Touchy huh?" Mai laughed.
Kyo glared.
"Who're you two?" Mai asked Yuki and Hatsuharu.
"Hatsuharu and Yuki Sohma." Serenity said for them, sensing that they were tired of being introduced.
Yuki smiled appreciatively.
"Whatever." Mai said, and went back to polishing her fingernails.
A few minutes later, Joey emitted a strangled yell for what seemed to be apparently no reason.
"What the hell?" Tristan, who was sitting next to him, whirled around. He burst out laughing.
"Not funny!" Joey protested. He had been smelling his yummy chicken finger, and when he went to eat it, he found it was stuck up his nose. "Help!" he pleaded.
"Yuck Joey that is so gross!" Anzu complained.
Mai marched over and pulled it loose with her tweezers from her makeup bag. "Hold still Joey." She commanded and proceeded to pull it out. She flung the snotty chicken finger at Anzu, who screamed and recoiled in her seat. Mai smiled.
"Dunks Mai." Joey said gratefully.
"Hey no problem, you saved my ass at Battle City, I can at least save you from a chicken finger." Mai pushed his head and sauntered back to her seat.
Joey just stared at her in a daze.
"Earth to Joey!" Yugi waved his hand in front of his friends. "We have class soon!" he cleared up his stuff and looked reproachfully at Joey.
"Comin' Yug!" Joey said, and waved to the rest of them before running off to catch up with Yugi.
The rest of the meal passed without much event everyone got along fairly well (excluding Yuki and Kyo of course), and Serenity invited them to sit with their group every day.
"Sounds good." Hatsuharu said.
"Yes, hopefully Miss Honda will be here tomorrow." Yuki said, looking worried.
And with that, they all went their separate ways for the day.
Sam: Yay we're done! Piercing time!
Bakura: Damn. I hoped you would forget about that.
Sam: nope. Sorry Mr. you're not getting off the hook. Besides, you'll look great with an earring!
Bakura: yeah. Riiight.
Sam: (drags Bakura out the door)
At the piercing placeSam: (to piercing lady) Hey Tabby. I'm getting my ears pierced again and Bakura here is getting his done too!
Bakura: (glares)
Tabby: Not too talkative that one.
Sam: Well, I wanted to use my free piercing and I kinda forced him. But won't he look great with them?
Tabby: sure. C'mon. Show him it's easy.
Sam: (sits in chair)
Tabby: (pierces Sam's ears)
Sam: (steps down and twirls) See? It's that easy.
Bakura: I'm not scared you psycho.
Sam: Yes, we know all about it. (Pats Bakura)
Bakura: (sighs loudly) Fine. Impale me already.
Tabby: (pierces his ears)
Bakura: (grabs Sam's arm) Holy shit!
Sam: (grins) See?
Bakura: Yeah, fun fun.
Sam: Look in the mirror! (Shoves it in his face)
Bakura: (cocks head) Hey it's not that bad.
Sam: Toldja!
Bakura: It makes me look sexy.
Sam: (laughs)
Bakura: What? It does.
Sam: Okay good. Let's go.
Bakura: you got it.
Sam and Bakura: (start walking out)
Tabby: AWW! You two are such a cute couple!
Bakura: we're not a couple.
Tabby: Denial. Tsk. Bye guys!
Bakura: WE'RE NOT A COUPLE!
Sam: (laughs)
Tabby: Whateva. See ya lata.
Bakura: (growls)
Sam: calm yourself she was just kidding around
Bakura: I'm going home.
Sam: Wait! I have to show you how to disinfect your ears so you won't get infected!
Bakura: I CAN GET INFECTED!
Sam: uh, yeah if you don't clean it!
Bakura: Baka! Why didn't you enlighten me to that little fact?
Sam: I figured you wouldn't have done it then.
Bakura: you bet I wouldn't have. (Groans) Fine.
Sam and Bakura: (go to Bakura's house and disinfect stuff)
A/N: So there ya go. Longest chapter for this story. So what'd you think? Drop me a review. Even if ya don't like it, let me know what I can change. And should Bakura and Sam (me) be a couple? Of course I'd like that cause he's hot, sexy and funny, but it's up to you. If I do that, then I won't make it anything sappy or whatever. Just a thought. Until next chapter!