118Author's Note: Well, it took me a while to get this chapter out. I was not in the writing mood. Now, you crazy kids might be thinking that I should do a Christmas themed chapter, or maybe even a New Year's Eve chapter. But you are wrong. Oh, yes, you are wrong. So, enjoy this. Review? You want to. By the way, be sure to read me Annie Note at the bottom of the page cause there be important stuff there.
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Chapter 30: Halloween theme time.
Chaos. That was all there was. Total chaos. Well, it makes sense. There is always chaos whenever anything is Halloween themed, right? Right-o.
"I love candy!" yelled Harry as he ran around like a little teeny girl. Not really. Well, he was running about. But not like a girl.
"I am a girl!" shouted Hermione. Really now?
As Harry and Hermione screamed about their private parts, some bikers drove there bikes straight through the middle of the girl's clothing section. And, man, Ginny was pissed.
"What the hell do you think you are doing?" she demanded.
"Biking around," answered the biggest one. He's the leader? Sure.
Ron giggled.
Ginny turned on him. "How is that funny?"
Ron stopped giggling.
The biker leader fellow smashed a pumpkin. "I want my V8 back!" he yelled.
"What are you talking about, mate?" asked Georgie.
"First off," said the biker, "I am not your mate. I would be fucking Michael Moore's mate before I'd be yours. Second, I want my V8 back, bitch!"
"We didn't take your V8," said Hermione.
"Oh, okay. Well, now I believe," mocked the big ole' biker. "Then who was it that took my 100 vegetable juice from concentrate with added ingredients?"
Hermione shrugged. "That guy." She pointed to a little boy that was running about the store.
The biker stared at the cripple. Cause the little boy was a cripple. "Are you sure?" questioned the biker.
Hermione nodded. "Positive. Just like my results from the doctor."
"Hey, you!" The biker pointed at the little cripple.
"Yes, mean scary man?" said the cripple as he slowly walked towards Mr. Bikey.
"Why the hell did you steal my V8?"
The boy trembled. "Er, I didn't."
The big biker snorted. "Yeah, well, I don't believe you." Then he threw a large pumpkin at the boy.
The boy was killed by the pumpkin.
The police arrived.
They were like "WTF? Who killed this guy?"
The bikers were like "See ya."
Ron was like, "Uh, coppers, it was those dudes."
The police was like, "Oh, well. It doesn't matter. This little kid was poor, we don't really care about the poor."
The police left.
Ginny was pissed. Again.
"I'm pissed!" shouted Ginny.
"Never would have guessed," replied Fred.
Ginny turned on him, her eyes were totally black. "You want a piece of me, older brother?"
Fred shook his head.
"All right, then," said Ginny. "Now, I am going to… destroy the world!"
Ron raised his hand.
"Yes, Ron?"
"Uh, well, I was just wondering. Could you, maybe not destroy the world?"
"But we have to get those bikers back!"
"You know," said Hermione, "you could just kill them. I mean, the rest of the world has always been pretty nice, right?"
"What about the cable people?"
Hermione looked around, confused. "Huh?"
"The damn cable people! They never frickin show up when they are supposed to!"
"But is that reason for them to die?" questioned Fred.
"HELL YES!"
Fred backed up. "Okay, then."
"Don't worry, guys. I can stop her," said Harry.
"How are you going to do that?" asked George. "She's crazy."
"Easy," replied Harry, "I've got a yellow crayon." He held up the yellow crayon to Ginny. She immediately calmed down.
"You guys want to go get some coffee?" offered Ginny.
The others shrugged. "Yeah, sure,"
Everyone walked into the sunset.
And at that same moment in Mexico, the biker was being shot. So, all's well that ends well, right?"
Annie Note: Well, Hearty-residey has kept asking me to put stuff in the story, and I have. But I got a great idea for the next chapter. You all review and tell me what you would like to see in the chapter, and BAM, I'll put it there. Like a request chapter? All right, then. So, everyone please review and give me sumtin to put in chappie numbero 31.
Oh, yes. And if anyone gets the yellow crayon thing, tell me, and I will love you . Forever.