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Post-Hogwarts Idiocy (after Ginny graduates)

The Only Chapter

After Harry and co. graduate from Hogwarts the following events transpire.

Lord Voldemort lost his interest in ruling the world and killing off Harry. He decided that since Harry was out of school it would be too easy to kill him off. He and his Death Eaters decided to shock the world with mass suicide. This did what was expected, but it only lasted for the few minutes that people read the article in the paper.

Harry decided after reading the article went to the Burrow, raped Ginny and committing suicide thinking that there wasn't more to life without Voldemort.

Ginny after being raped by Harry, married Draco. They had been having a secret love affair for years. Draco and Ginny lived happily ever after. Ginny also got the one thing she had always wished for, and that was to become the mother of Harry's child.

Hermione on the other hand dumped Ron. He now lives on some island in the middle of nowhere. Everyday he thinks up new and creative ways to kill Viktor Krum.

Hermione got married to Viktor Krum and for a short while lived happy lives. Until the day that Ron arrived and shoved a four foot long steel rod through Hermione and Viktor's chests. Finishing his work with a killing spree in Bulgaria. To this day Ron Weasley has not been caught.

Hogwarts has acquired four new additions to its ghostly staff. Namely Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger-Krum and Lord Voldemort.

The students of the school have decided to battle each other for world domination thanks to the coaching of Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort and Professor Snape.

Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew are currently serving time in Azkaban for the murders of Albus Dumbledore and Cornelius Fudge. All other former Slytherins that have not been mentioned have been given the Dementor's Kiss due to the Dementors becoming bored.

The rest of the Gryffindors whose names have not been mentioned have gone off to another dimension to mess with that dimension's story line.

And I am currently thinking of a way to contact J. K. Rowling and demand that for her last book Harry Potter and friends must die.