Disclaimer: To me none of what is seen is mine, but God's (i think)

Meeting of MiNdS

It was a cold summer night...

In the darkness that is a Dark Lord's mind...

Voldemort: Hey you!

Harry: Me?

Voldemort: Yes you!

Harry: Who me?

Voldemort: Argh! You stupid little imp!

Harry: I'm not stupid nor am I an imp!

Voldemort: Whatever! What in the name of chocolate are you doing in my mind?

Harry: Chocolate?

Voldemort: Well?

Harry: Chocolate!

Voldemort: Forget the chocolate!

Harry: Bad man don't like chocolate. Wah!

Voldemort: Shut up! You're giving me a headache.

Harry: WAH!

Voldemort: Stop!

Harry: WAH!

Voldemort: If you stop I'll give you chocolate next time I fight you.

Harry: W-YAY! CHO-CO-LATE! CHO-CO-LATE! YAY!

Voldemort: Now what the Hell are you doing in my head?

Harry: Talking to you.

Voldemort: Talking? More like annoying.

Harry: Look pink elephants!

Voldemort: Stop adding dreams to my mind.

Harry: Wuh.

Voldemort: SHUT UP!

Harry: Why?

Voldemort: Cause you're gonna kill me.

Harry: Wah!

Voldemort: What now?

Harry: If you die I won't have any chocolate.

Voldemort: Then go buy some.

Harry: But you said you'd give me some.

Voldemort: Please leave I'm trying to sleep.

Harry: No.

Voldemort: Yes.

Harry: No.

Voldemort: Yes.

Harry: Yes.

Voldemort: No.

Harry: Y.

Voldemort: NO! And that's final!

Harry: YAY!

Voldemort: Oh shit.

Harry: Yay! I can stay!

Voldemort: I thought you hated being in my head?

Harry: Not right now.

Voldemort: Why?

Harry: Its sooooooo much FUN in here.

Voldemort: Hey stop that!

Harry: What this?

Voldemort: Careful you might break something!

Harry: Whooops.

Voldemort: OUCH! DAMN! My ass hurts.

Harry: Tom?

Voldemort: yezzzz?

Harry: Do you love me?

Voldemort: Of course not.

Harry: WHY? WHY? WHY?

Voldemort: Oh no, not again.

Harry: WAH! WAH! WAH!

Voldemort: If I say 'I love you' will you stop?

Harry: WAH! Maybe. WAH!

Voldemort: I LOVE YOU!

Harry: YOU SICK HOMOSEXUAL BASTARD! I"M NOT LIKE YOU! I'M NOT

GAY!

Voldemort: I hate you.

Harry: But...

Voldemort: No.

Harry: No what?

Voldemort: Rock a by baby on the tree top when the wind blows the cradle will rock...

Harry: Mommy I'm not sleepy... Zzz Zzz Zzz...

Voldemort: Finally... Zzz Zzz Zzz...

In Heaven...and...Hell

God: NEVER EVER MAKE ME LISTEN TO THEM AGAIN!

Satan: Why?

God: Just don't.

Satan: Why?

God: ...

Satan: Why?

a/n ...

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