Disclaimer: I do not own Google, anything from Harry Potter, or JK's website, or any of that stuff. I am just borrowing for my own enjoyment, and hopefully, yours. Also, I take no responsibility for anyone going insane themselves after reading that Harry Potter will not be finished even though it is not true at all. So don't sue me or anything, okay?

Summary: When the rest of the Harry Potter series can no longer be finished because the characters get sent to an insane asylum, one fan goes on a mission to set things right.

Chapter 1: Of Asylums and Noserings

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I scanned the news section of JK Rowling's website, checking for any recent news. I gasped at one of the headlines.

"Book Series Unable to be Finished," it said in bold letters.

I clicked the link immediately. No more Harry Potter? What could be going on? What was this world coming to if Harry Potter wasn't going to be finished? The page loaded, and I read through it, eyes wide in shock.

I am very sorry to have to tell you this, but because of circumstances outside of my control, I will not be able to finish the Harry Potter books. You see, almost all of the characters (the important ones, anyway) have been taken away to an asylum for reasons I am not yet sure of. I would, of course, attempt to finish the series even if it was just about them being in the asylum, but those who are in charge will not grant me admission to the institution. I am very, very sorry to have to tell you this, but there is nothing I can do about it at the moment. I am trying to do something about this, but it is very difficult, so even if I do get the books written, it will be a very long time before anything happens. – J.K. Rowling

WHAT? How could someone do something so horrible? They couldn't just take the Harry Potter characters away to an asylum! I needed Harry Potter! "That's it," I muttered. "No one is going to do something so evil without hearing from me." I did a Google search for insane asylums for fictional characters. Needless to say, it was not hard to find, seeing as there was only one of those at the moment. I seemed to remember there used to be another one, but crazed fans of the characters that had been sent there had set it afire a year or so ago. The current one had been fireproofed, and had much better security, though I was sure I could find away around THAT.

Though it took me four buses and a train, I managed to get to the asylum. I followed someone inside, though once there, I wasn't sure what I should do or where any of the characters would be.

Suddenly, and hand grabbed my shoulder and I jumped. "Er… I can… explain…"

"No need," the man said. He had slicked back blue hair and a nose ring. "You must be here to help with the Harry Potter characters. I'm glad you're here. We just go so many people coming in here at once that we need as much help as we can get to write up their cases. Oh, and you don't need to worry about anyone attempting to hex you or use magic. Their wands have been taken away, and they all are wearing bracelets that stop them from using any kind of magic." He handed me a clipboard with some papers on it, a long white coat, and a set of keys. The name badge on the jacket said 'Mayfleet' in red letters. "Go find Farmer and he'll tell you what to do."

"Where's Farmer?" I asked. "And who is he?"

"I don't know where he is. That's why I told you to find him," The man said with an annoyed look on his face. "And he's the head of your department, of course. You should know that."

I stuck my tongue out at the man as he turned and walked away down one of the halls. "Well now…" I looked down at the clipboard. Among other things, there was a list of all of the characters that had been submitted to the asylum. I scanned it curiously.

'Dumbledore, Albus'. What had he done to get sent to an asylum?

'Potter, Harry'. I suppose he was having trouble with Sirius' death, still, but was that really a reason to send him to an asylum?

'Skeeter, Rita'. Not a huge surprise there. Neither was 'Umbridge, Delores.'

'Black, Sirius'. I did a double take on that one. How could he get sent to an asylum? Wasn't he dead? Okay, so he was just behind the veil, which didn't necessarily make him dead, but how could he get sent here if he was behind the veil?

The list had almost everyone. 'Voldemort, Lord', and 'Riddle, Tom Marvolo'… Wait, weren't they the same person? 'Lupin, Remus', 'Pettigrew, Peter', 'Granger, Hermione', 'Malfoy, Draco', the Weasley family, the Hogwarts teachers, the Order, and a good-sized handful of other people.

"Geez, what did they do, admit everyone who has done something even slightly crazy in their lives?" I asked aloud, shaking my head. "Anyway, I guess I'd better get started if I want to get them out of this asylum." I didn't bother looking for Farmer, whoever the heck he was. I just started off down a hall, hoping to find the right ward. I didn't have much a plan as to what I could do to set things right, but I thought that maybe after a little time here I would figure something out. I hoped so, anyway.

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A/N: YAYNESS! First chappie UP! Yes, I know that there has not really been any characters introduced yet, but they will be in the next chapter! Very fun! By the way… a Remmy plushie to whomever knows where I got the name 'Mayfleet' from!

Please R&R! Comments, questions, corrections, and criticism is welcome. I suppose I can't stop you from flaming, but any flames will be used for watermelon. Yummy. Suggestions are also welcome. I do have a few chapters already written up, but it shouldn't be too hard to add or tweak stuff if you have a good suggestion.

I plan to put up the next chapter around the 22nd, so about a week. I'm not sure when the third chapter will get up… that depends on how much I get written next weekend. It will not be more than a week in getting put up, though, and I can promise that because it is already written.