92Lily:Hi! Look, I know I'm supposed to be working on my main series, but I had this REALY good idea for a super smash bros. fic and I've always wanted to star in a fanfic. So here we go (btw, most of this story is gonnna be randomness, BUT THERE IS A PLOT!).(PS:my parents found out about me swearing in this story, so most swears will be replaced with BEEP, BEEPING, BEEPER or BEEPED.)
Ch.1:I Wish
LAURA'S POV (OMG, this is proud moment in my life. Guess who Laura is? ME, ME, ME!)
Before I tell you the story of what happened that fateful night, I'll tell ya a little 'bout myself. Well…I'm pretty tall, have blue eyes, brown hair a bit less then shoulder length, I'm a tad on the pudgy side (ever see commercials for diets and they show before and after pictures of people? Well I'm the before picture) and I almost never leave the house without a hoodie or sweater on (don't ask, I don't got an answer). This story did really happen to me and trust me…it's the weirdest thing you'll ever find online (unless you look at R rated Pokemon humor, now THAT'S weird). Now here's what happened.
I was up late as usual working on my math assignment, due tomorrow by the way. No problem, I do this kind of stuff all the time. Wanna know why? It's because I spend all day playing Super Smash Bros. Melee. Either that or working on my stories for one of the best sites in the world, But I can't help it if I'm lazy, it's who I am. "Just two more pages and I'll be done." I said proudly.
"Laura get to sleep." Mom called across the hall. It blows that my parent's room is right across from mine and that I'm next to Cameron's room. He's my little brother. Not to mention a total pain in the butt. But he likes Super Smash Bros. as much as me, so I let him get away with it.
"Just a second mom." I called back. What a night. Who would have thought we'd get a thunder storm in the middle of January, especially since we live in Newfoundland, Grandfalls-Windsor to be precise. Thunder crashed, breaking the silence of the night. Rain and hail pelted down from the heavens and lightning flashed across the darkened sky. It was a miracle there were any stars out. In fact, there wasn't a cloud in the sky, weird. I quickly finished the last two pages of homework and shuffed it in my bookbag. All I could think about was Super Smash Bros. this and Super Smash Bros. that and I of course, thought about my favorite character. Mewtwo, the best character in all of Super Smash Bros. and possibly all of Pokemon. I mean, he has kick ass moves, looks cooler then everyone else and has the best victory poses. Well…you know what would be great? If some how, some way, the smashers could be real. It would be so cool! It would be like living in a video game. Maybe I could wish it. I scanned the sky for the perfect one. Jackpot, I found the perfect wishing star. I kneeled in front of my window and recited the words "Star light, star bright. First star I see tonight. Wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight." I know it seems kind of kidish making star wishes, but I'm only 13. I mouthed the words (you can't SAY the words or the wish won't come true) "I wish that all the characters I have in Super Smash Brothers Melee would come here." turned off my lamp and went to sleep.
LATER ON THAT NIGHT
ZZZAP, CRASH, BANG, AHHHH! I woke with a start. I knew the winds outside were howling, but I never knew winds could scream. But it couldn't have been the storm, because the noise came from BELOW me. My room was right above the game room, so then I thought "Cameron must have got up and went downstairs." I quietly got up, put on my robe and walked up to his door. I just barely opened it. There he was, sleeping soundly in his Spiderman pjs. I shut the door and went slowly, very slowly to the kitchen. The noise got clearer and louder as I walked.
"How in the name of Slippery Toad did we get here?" One voice exclaimed. Hey…isn't Slippery Toad a character from Star Fox?
"Maybe it's 'cause of the storm going on outside." A second voice answered, "We never have storms this bad in Hyrule." Isn't Hyrule some place in Legend of Zelda, and how would they know what the weather is like in a place from a video game?
"Maybe HE did it." A feminine voice replied. It went quiet.
"Pika pi chu pi!" HOLY MOTHER OF MARIO! If I'm not mistaken, that sounded a heck of a lot like a pikachu. I slowly walked down the stairs.
"Peach, it is useless to point fingers."
"You're just saying that because he's one of you." Yet another voice replied. This one had a slight Italian accent.
"How can he be one of me? He was born into this world, I was not." Ok, if I didn't know any better, I'd say my star wish came true. I crept closer to the door of the game room. I ever so slowly opened the door to the game room, just a crack, so I could see. What I saw nearly gave me a heart attack. Every character I had from Super Smash Brothers was right there, in that room. Mario, Link, Pikachu, Luigi, Peach, Pichu, Nana and Popo (aka the ice climbers), Dr. Mario, Zelda, Young Link, Capt. Falcon, Fox, Kirby, Yoshi, Falco, Samus, Ness, Marth, Jigglypuff, Roy and of course, my personal fave, Mewtwo. They were all here, my star wish had come true! Pichu turned towards the door. He never saw me, but he knew I was there. A new fear found its way into my mind. I ran like hell. I heard small footsteps, followed by larger ones, right behind me. It wasn't Pichu I was worried about; it was Samus I was worried about. Or any other character that could shoot me, slice me in half, punch my guts out, eat me, burn me, zap me, hit me with a hammer, frying pan, tennis racket or golf club, roll me over and just about anything else I could think of. That was without items! I ran up the stairs into the kitchen, nearly knocking over the table and the water cooler on my way. It was a good thing my parents are such deep sleepers, or I would be in such deepBEEPright about now. I tried to open the back door, it was frozen. I tried all the doors and windows. Everything was frozen. So I ran into my room, hid under the covers and thought "What in God's name was I thinking when I made that star wish?" I heard them whisper behind my door. It opened just a bit, then slammed shut again. I hardly breathed. I heard tiny footsteps approach my bed. I was curled up so tightly it hurt. With my covers still hiding me, I peaked out to see the intruder. Well…I tried to see anyway, it was too dark to tell. "I must be dreaming" I thought. "This can't really be happening." With my confidence that the past events were just dreams concocted in my head after playing video games too much before bed, I calmly fell asleep.
THE NEXT MORNING
The only reason I woke up that morning was because of my alarm clock. I was still half asleep, so I picked up the first thing I could find and slammed it at thatBEEPINGclock. I could have sworn the stuffed toy I threw squeaked after I threw it. I could hardly see a thing. I got up, went into the kitchen, got my toast and did my usual morning stuff. "Why in the heck does school have to start so early?" I muttered. "Thank God it's Friday." I looked at the digital clock by the phone. "BEEP! Why theBEEPdid myBEEPINGalarm clock wake me up so bloody early! It's 5 in the morning! School don't start 'till 8:30." I ranted on, swearing about evil language teachers and math homework. "Weird, the bathroom door's locked…and the shower's running. Oh well." The house was unusually quiet. I looked into my parent's room (which they usually have locked) and found them gone. "Must have ran away from the demon." I thought, but then I looked into Cameron's room. He was gone to. "Man what a weird dream last night."
"HEY!" A young voice called from downstairs. "Who's up there doin' all the cursin'?"
"Shut theBEEPup." I yelled back. What a minute, hold theBEEPINGphone. If mom and dad are gone, and Cameron's gone with them, then…who's downstairs? I slowly walked down the stairs to the TV room. The bed inside the couch was folded out and on that bed, was my dream. Well…a part of my dream. On that bed was Young Link, the Ice Climbers, Ness, Pikachu, Yoshi and Jigglypuff. Guess what was running through my head at that very moment? "Oh myBEEPINGGod." Over and over and over again. Normally I would've screamed, fainted and died. I just fainted.
HALF AN HOUR LATER
I woke up. Everyone I just saw was crowed around me, including Pichu (with what looked like a very big and very painful bump on his head). "You okay?" Ness asked.
"Yah," I replied, "just a bit shocked." "And embarrassed" I thought, I was still wearing my navy blue robe, my pink spongebob pants and my red shirt from last night. I looked like a total fruit. Wait a second…I'm talking to video game characters. Oh well…I'll just play along. "By the way…what are you doing at my house; and for that matter…how'd you get here anyways?"
"Beats me," Nana answered, "maybe it was 'cuz of the storm last night." Guess what I just remembered? I left the gamecube on last night! Guess what game I was playing? Super Smash Bros. Melee! Maybe a bolt of lightning hit the electric cable and zapped the smashers into the 'normal' world. Everything now makes perfect sense. Yah right, this makes as much sense as me getting straight A's.
"Why were you cursing about your alarm clock?" Young Link questioned.
"Cuz I never get up THIS early. Someone must 'ave rigged my clock to wake me up at five instead of seven thirty." Pichu had the most guilty smile you could imagine across his face. I shifted my eyes from Pichu to Young Link and back again. An evil smile appeared along my face. "Can I borrow your sword for a second?" Pichu made good use of agility and ran up the stairs, smacking right into Peach. She went tumbling down the stairs and landed flat on her face. I couldn't help giggle a bit.
"How dare you laugh at royalty." She screeched. "Anyways, could you kindly tell Zelda to get out of the shower? She's been in there for and hour and a half." At that very moment, Samus came out of the game room. She was still wearing her suit; I mean…how can she wear that thing 24/7? Anyways, she came out of the game room, marched right up to Peach and said.
"Oh no, you take two hours, I'm going first."
"NO, me first, I'm royalty. Besides, I thought you only took showers after tackle football."
"At least I don't need one every two minutes."
"Tomboy!"
"Girly priss!"
"CAT FIGHT!" Popo announced. At that very signal, the two girls went at it. It was frying pans to the left, jabs to the right. I could tell this was going to be a long day. If not for a strange blue glow that suddenly picked them up, it would have been super sudden death out there. Wait a minute, if I'm not mistaken, isn't that…Mewtwo. And it was. He was standing right behind the whole scene, with a very pissed off look on his face.
"If you think that I am going to listen to this for an hour and a half," he said, "think again. It is only 5:30 in the morning, even clones need sleep, and I don't think the others will appreciate the racket either. By the way, do you realize there is another shower out there?" he pointed out towards the game room (for those of you who don't know, if you open the first door to were the game room is, there's another hall that leads to a bunch of closets and a bathroom). Peach and Samus just stared at each other for a minute.
"MINE!" They both screamed. They shoved past Mewtwo, (leaving him dazed and with at least 20 damage) wiped the door open and nearly killed each other to get to the bathroom first. Peach won, which made Samus very ticked.
"YOU BETTER GET OUT IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YA!" She bellowed "I HAVE A BLASTER AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!" The whole morning continued on like this. I eventually got to meet all the others. Well…all of them, except for Bowser, DK, Ganandorf and Mr. Game and Watch. The last two because I never got them as bonus characters yet, and the first two because Link told me they wouldn't fit through, what ever that means. The Ice Climbers spent most of the morning outside in the snow, Samus stood at the bathroom door waiting for Peach, Mewtwo kept complaining about the noise (so I put Me Against the World on my stereo, FULL BLAST!), Zelda acted as if it was her house (ex. Taking my stuff, going into my room, etc.) and everyone else either watched TV, played Gamecube or surfed the net. Hard to believe it was five in the morning. By the time eight o'clock rolled around, it felt like an everyday thing to see video game characters in your house. I also found out why my parents and Cameron left. The day before, they had won a contest for a trip for three to Japan. They never told me because they didn't want me to go. They said that I had missed so much school already. Guess how long their going to be gone? A WHOLE YEAR! That's right, one full year without parents or stupid, annoying little brothers, and what better timing! How did I know all this? They left a note before they left. They also left 100 for me to get by ( for movies, chips andcoke).As I walked off towards the bus stop, I wondered many things like…
"How did they get here? Why did they come through MY gamecube? Why does my bookbag feel heaver then usual?" I guess I'll find them out soon, but for me, not soon enough.
Lily:Don't worry, all the characters will get a special chapter. But be warned, I don't know much about some of the games. Next chapter, Pichu Goes to School! RR peoplez, BYE