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Harry Potter

He's the Man

If He can't kill Tom

No one can!

Voldie Voldie

Little louse

He's a useless piece of shit

I doubt he's ever killed a mouse

Albus Albus


Idiot to the third degree

Leaves the Savior in a house

With a couple of whale-big-cows.

Ginny Weasley

Little Slut

Slept with Voldie in a hut!

Hermione Granger

Gryffindor's nerd

Saw some books burning

Then flew like a bird!

Ron as in Ronald

Dumb little kid

Likes to play chess

With Filch who's a squib

Cornelius Fudge

Voldie's little bitch

Follwed his master

Til he found a snitch

Went walking to Hogwarts

Then riding a train

Said Voldie's his master

Then was kicked off the train.

Poor little child

Who tried drinking ale

Saw only sorrow

As he barfed in a pail.


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