1Clueless
PG-13 for some potty words.
I don't own any of these characters except Omi. She's all me and mine.
I wrote this because a friend asked me to. So enjoy.
One
Omi: What to write? What should I write?
Son Goku: Hey Omi what are you doing?
Omi: Trying to think.
Son Goku: Does it hurt?
Omi: What?
Son Goku: To think.
Omi: Shut up, you stupid…stupid… Pig!
Son Goku: That's Ino, not me, I'm a monkey.
Omi: Who cares Goku, get the hell out of here. NOW!
Two
Dee: What ya doing Blondie?
Omi: Don't call me that.
Dee: What, 'Blondie'?
Omi: Call me that again Dee and you'll be eating dirt.
Dee: I'd like to see you try. No stupid blond can get the better of me. Laughing
Omi: oh yes?
Dee: still laughing
Ryo: Dee I think you should stop laughing and run.
Dee: Why?
Ryo: Turn around and see for yourself.
Dee: turns Holy shit! Where the hell did all of you come from!
Omi: Time for you to suffer, for your disrespect of us blonds. We are not stupid, dumb, morons, which everyone thinks we are. Now all who are blonds and those who are not, GET HIM!
Dee: running away No, no! Sorry! I'm sorry!
Ryo: Omi that was over kill. Don't you think?
Omi: Maybe a little, but he deserved it. So what I' m saying is he had it coming.
Benitora: well done Miss Omi, well done.
Yukimura: Im surprised you didn't call Kyo-kun to help.
Omi: He's tied up at the moment.
Yukimura: Doing what?
Omi: Babysitting.
'Tora/'Mura: Babysitting!
Three
Child1: Mine!
Chind2: Mine!
Child1: No it's not!
Child2: No, stop it!
Kyo-kun: Shut up!
Child3: Mine!
Child4: My doll!
Child5: My ball!
Child6: No it's not!
Kyo-kun: I said shut up, you little shits!
Children: crying loudly
Kyo-kun: Stop, stop! How 'bout some ice-cream?
Children: Yea!
Kyo-kun: What did I do to deserve this?
Flashback
Omi: Kyo-kun have you seen my wallet? Looking behind TV
Kyo: Your wallet? No I haven't. Turns to leave
Omi: stands up I think you have. Where is it?
Kyo: You think wrong, so leave me alone bitch.
Omi: I'm a what? Repeat that? Walks over to his side You're a bad lier Kyo-kun, now give it here.
Kyo: hands over the wallet
Omi: Now for your punishment. For lying to me, taking my wallet and for calling me a bitch. You'll be on babysitting duties until I say other wise.
Kyo: No way in hell! I'm not doing it!
End flashback
Kyo-kun: To himself I'm never taking her wallet again.
I hope you've enjoyed yourself, an please look forward to others
Like this. I love picking on Kyo-kun. Well by, bye for now. Please review. And look for m
y other fics. Thank you.