17Ok I finally got back from my vacation in San Diego. Well this is my next chapter obviously and in this one I will be introducing an original character. I will have two original characters in this fic and this is one of the two. Neither of them are self insertions. Well enough of this blabbering and lets get started.
Disclaimer: I do not own Saiyuki or Home Movies.
Chapter 2 The Office Assistant
Konzen sat at his desk stamping paperwork.. The afternoon had been exceptionally quiet for his monkey had gotten up early and gone directly to Tempo's office to help him reorganize it. So there he sat stamping, stamping, stamping. He looked at his desk and at the load of work filling it up. The pile was the biggest he had ever had, mainly because of the monkey. He also remembered all the filing he had to do. "Oh god," he sighed putting his hand to his face and rubbing his forehead.. When he removed his hand he noticed and unexpected visitor at the door.
"Why hello Konzen," the Merciful Goddess said with a grin. "I see you have a lot of work on you hands."
"Damn, what the hell do you want, you old hag?" Konzen spat at his aunt.
"Oh I was just passing by and wanted to say hi to my favorite nephew," she said with an even bigger grin.
"Like hell you are," Konzen spat again. "What do you want; either tell me or get out."
"Sheesh Konzen, you don't have to be so snappy!" She sill had a huge grin on her face. "And you're right, I did come to talk.. I came to say I have a surprise for you."
"Oh god what is it this time?" He said in his normal manner.
"Well I have noticed that you have had lots of work lately and thought an office assistant would be good for you." She said casually.
"I don't need help." Konzen retorted.
" Sure Konzen, you keep saying that," She walked up to Konzen's desk so they were face to face. "Why don't you just give it a try? The guy I found would fit in perfectly with you guys, so give him a week... He will only be working with you for 3 days a week anyways so he won't be around to often."
'Well, help would be nice, and if I say no she will make me anyway...' Konzen thought to himself. "Ok," he muttered out loud, "but I will only give him one week.. If there are any problems he is gone!"
"Ok, ok I get it!" the Merciful Goddess said. "I also must tell you he's not from around here..."
"What do you mean?" Konzen snapped, eyeing her suspiciously.
"Well he is kinda like an exchange student," she started. "He is from the far north of Heaven. His English/Japanese is not very fluent. He also does not understand very many of our customs. He is here with and exchange program and we have to give him a job, so I thought you would be the best man for it."
"Oh great," Konzen said sarcastically. "Another idiot."
"He is really quite smart considering where he is from," she said nudging Konzen with her elbow "I think you will like him. Wait here I will go get him, he starts work with you today." With that she left Konzen alone in his office.
"Ch." Konzen said.
He went back to working. Then he heard the annoying voice of his monkey. "Konzen, I'm hungry!"Goku wined.
Konzen looked up and saw Tempo and Kenren standing at the door. Konzen gave them a look that said 'He was supposed to stay with you all day.'
"Sorry, he wanted to see you so badly...How could I say no?" Tempo said with a sweat drop.
"Oh," all three men and monkey turned around to see the Merciful Goddess standing in the doorway with a guy next to her. "Why hello everyone. Konzen, it was so nice of you to invite all your friends over to meet your new assistant."
"Assistant?" Kenren snickered.
"Yes," the Merciful Goddess said, "This is Eugene, Konzen's new assistant." She pointed to the man next to her.
All four of them looked at Eugene. He was a tall man, very beefy and quite hairy. His hair was brown. He had a little facial hair, however most of his hair was located on his back, chest, and feet. The hair on his head was neatly brushed to one side. He wore a work suit that looked very out of place on his body. His face was expressionless, and unlike Konzen's, he looked like he was in heavy thought at all time.
"HI!" Goku was the first to speak. "My name is Goku, what's yours?" He smiled up at Eugene.
"Eugene. My name is Eugene." He answered in a heavy Russian like accent.
"Eugene huh?" Kenren spoke next. "Well then Eugene, my name is Kenren. Welcome to the western part of Heaven." Kenren patted Eugene on the back. Eugene did nothing.
"Yes, welcome." Tempo said. "My name it Tempo." He extended his hand to shake Eugene's beefy hand. Eugene just looked at it and did nothing. Tempo sweat dropped. He retracted his hand back, slightly offended.
"Eugene, this is the man you will be working for." The Merciful Goddess now spoke talking lowly so Eugene could understand. She pointed towards Konzen. "That is Konzen. Can you say Ko-n-ze-n?" She enunciated every vowel as if she were talking to a child.
"Ko-Kouniean" Eugene said not trying very hard to pronounce the name. Everyone sweat dropped.
"OK!" The Merciful Goddess spoke up. "I will leave you all to get acquainted." And with that, she left.
"Bwahahahahahahahahaha!" Kenren was on the floor laughing. "Kouniean! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"SHUT UP!" Konzen yelled, throwing a book at Kenren. "My name is NOT Kouniean. GOT IT!"
"BWAHAHAHAHA!" was Kenren's only reply.
"Now Kenren, that's not nice. Eugene is foreign and may not be able to pronounce all of our words." Tempo said calmly. "We should try to be nice, and not laugh at him."
"Kouniean?" Goku pipped up. "I don't get it." He said pathetically.
Konzen hit Goku with a book "My name ain't Kouniean, so don't call me that!"
"Ouch, but I didn't - Eugene and Kenren did!" Goku wined in his own defense.
"Goku-" Tempo started to say, but was cut off shortly by Eugene.
"Lannie," Was all Eugene said. "I will call you Lannie." he said this referring to Konzen.
"WHAT?" Konzen spat at poor Eugene.
"Lannie. Do you knot understand?" Eugene said this like Konzen was an idiot. "I no pronounce your name so I call you Lannie. It beautiful name for beautiful man."
"BWANANNANAHA! LANNIE! ISN'T THAT A GIRL'S NAME!" Kenren was still on the floor laughing.
"Shut the F up Kenren. My name is Konzen!" Konzen yelled at Kenren throwing a book at him.
Goku just sat there with confusion. "I don't get it Ten-Chan," Goku said looking up at Tempo with his innocent eyes.
"Well, Goku you see-" Tempo was once again cut off by Eugene.
"Work." Eugene said. "Lannie give Eugene work." He said, with his accent still heavy as ever.
They all stopped what they were doing and looked at Lannie in amassment.
"Ok," Konzen spoke up. "Your first job is to get these three Bimbos out of here."
"Ok boss," Eugene said. With that he walked up to Kenren, Tempo and Goku "Lannie says out." he picked the three up (yes he is big enough to carry all three of them) and dropped them outside of Konzen's office. "You no come in 'till Lannie say ok." And he shut the door in their faces.
"I think I'm going to like this," Konzen said to himself. "OK, now Eugene I want you to file my papers in alphabetical order, while I stamp these papers over here." He handed Eugene a large stack of papers "When you're done, tell me, got it?" And with that he began stamping the stack he had.
After about 15 minutes Eugene said "Done, Lannie, sir."
"Already?" Konzen said looking up at Eugene unsurely. "Let me check," he checked and found no problems with the filing Eugene did. 'Wow don't think I could have done this well even my self,' he thought to himself. "Ok Eugene, here is another stack to file and when you are done, here are 10 more."
"Yes, sir, Lannie sir." Eugene said. He got right to work.
Eugene and Konzen worked till about 5 o'clock. "Work over." Eugene stated. "Eugene come back in two days to work again." And with that he left the office.
Konzen said nothing. He checked over Eugene's work and found to errors. 'Not bad,' the thought to himself.
"K-Konzen..." he turned to see Goku at the door. "C-can I come in now?"
"Sure." he said to his Monkey.
"Eugene seems like a funny guy Konzen," Goku said smiling up at Konzen.
"Ch," was all he said.
"Konzen... I'm hungry!" Goku said rubbing his belly. "Is it dinnertime yet?"
"Yeah lets go eat," Konzen said guiding Goku out the door.
Later that night Konzen sat outside looking at the stars enjoying the silence. He them heard the door behind him slide open and then shut 'Just on time,' he thought.
"Konzen,"Goku said apprehensively. "May I sit out here with you for a while?"
"Ya know I don't want you making this a habit..." Konzen said. Ever since the whole lake thing Goku has been sitting out at night with Konzen until he fell asleep.
"Please KONZEN it helps me sleep," Goku pleaded.
"Whatever," Konzen mumbled.
Goku, like always, jumped onto Konzen's lap. "So how was work today?" Goku asked Konzen.
"Fine monkey," he said, wrapping his arms around Goku's small body. Goku snuggled into Konzn's embrace.
"Sorry if I bothered you..." Goku said in a low voice.
"Don't worry," Konzen reassured his monkey
"So Konzen how was Eugene? Did he help you at all?" Goku asked.
"Well he got all my filing done." he answered Goku.
"That's good," Goku said. "So will he be staying? He seems like a fun-guy," Only Goku could find Eugene fun. "I have never met someone from far away before."
"Yeah, he will he will be staying, I guess." Konzen grunted.
They were silent for a while. Then Goku asked, "Why did he keep calling you Lannie?"
"Just shut up about that!" Konzen said with a now growing anger mark. "And if you bring it up again, you will be going to bed."
"Ok, Ok, don't make me go to bed, I will be good!" And with that, they sat outside till Goku fell asleep.
Done with chapter two. WoW this was another all nighter thing... man I'm sleepy. Well I hoped you enjoyed it. In my next few chapters I will be showing more of Eugene's personality. Also you will meet my other Original Character who will be Konzen's cousin. Then, after that they will go to the beach. Well hope you enjoyed that, and please read and review. YAY!