210ahoy there!this be a POTC randomness story!…it has self insertions, and three use fake names to hide our identities,so don't go telling everyone My Life Craves Pirates' real name is Kendra.
Jack and Will are transported to the 21st century by means of a magical washing adapt poorly to their new surroundings,and the tons of screaming fan they drag us to their world…
Pirate Switch
by My Life Craves Pirates(and company)
(setting starts off at "Monique"'s so you're not confused)
Chapter 1: snap,crackle,pop
:Pop:
"OOOoooHhh…" Leah said, staring wide eyed at the slowly rising bag of popcorn, "it's getting so BIG!"
:POP:
"AND LOUD!" Stephanie yelled over the explosion.
"Explosion?" I said.
:kaBOOM:
"Noooo!" Leah whined.
"What went wrong?" Monique said, confused.
"BUTTER IS HOT!" I screamed. I dropped my soda and frantically ran around the room. I heard Steffie say—
"It NEVER explodes when I make it."
"…MY MICROWAVE!" Monnie screamed. They all stared at me.
"What?" I said.
"Kendra," Steffie said, "What did you do?"
"WHAT?"
"I'LL MAKE YOU SNORT PIXI STIX!" Leah screamed.
"I ALREADY DO!"
"YOU PUT THE POPCORN IN MY MICROWAVE!" Monnie screamed, "WHAT DID YOU DO?"
"KENNIE, YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW UP MONNIE'S WHOLE HOUSE!" Leah screamed.
"Girls?"
"My mom!" Monnie said, "HIDE THE MICROWAVE!" We threw a kitchen towel over the remainders of the microwave.
"Monique," her mom said, "I'm going to Costco. I'll be home in five hours."
"Five hours?" we repeated.
"It takes two hours to get there!"
"Okay, okay," Monnie said. Her mom left.
"Hold on!" Monnie's dad came down the stairswith her uncle, who randomly decided to visit earlier, "We're going golfing."
"And leave the girls ALONE?"
"They'll be fine. Right girls?"
"Yeah!" Steffie said. They pulled out of the driveway and drove off. None of us noticed Monnie, who wandered into her kitchen, and screamed.
"WHAT?" we yelled, running into the kitchen.
"THE TOWEL'S ON FIRE!"
"QUICK, KENDRA, SPIT ON IT!" Leah yelled.
"WHAT?" I yelled back.
"YOU SALIVATE A LOT, I KNOW YOU DO!"
"WHAT?" Steffie grabbed my soda and threw it on the microwave.
"MY ROOT BEER!"
"IT'S STILL PLUGGED IN!" Monnie shrieked.
:KABOOM:
When I opened my eyes, I was standing on my head against the opposite wall, with everyone else positioned variously. Leah was on the wall next to me, Steffie was on the table, and Monnie was on their light fixture.
"…Steffie did that," I said, getting up. Everyone else did too, and Monnie climbed off the light fixture.
"Err…"
"AAAAAAHH!"
"MONIQUE!" we yelled. We dashed over to her. "WHAT?"
"MY MOM LEFT ME CHORES!"
"…I'm speechless," I said.
"We'll help!" Leah said.
"We will? —OW! SHIZ!" I yelled as Steffie drove her elbow into my ribs. Monnie beamed.
"Great!" she said. She quickly went down the list. "Weed the garden, water plants, laundry, go—LAUNDRY?"
"Huh? What's so bad about doing the laundry?" I asked.
"IT'S LAUNDRY! DIRTY CLOTHES…UNDERWEAR!"
"My mom makes me wash MY—um…"
"…Yes?" Leah said.
"…shoes."
"Shoes."
"Just wear gloves."
"Shoes."
"Will you let it GO?" I said, grabbing another can of root beer. "And NO chugging competition!"
:Five minutes later:
"CHUG IT, CHUG IT, CHUG IT!" I popped open another can and chugged half of it.
"OW!" I said, "IT BURNS!"
"CHUG IT, CHUG IT, SHOES, CHUG IT, CH—!"
"LEAH!"
:whuBAM:
"OW! KENNIE!"
"Kennie! Don't hit Leah!"
"SHE WON'T DROP THE SHOE THING!…MY SHOE!" Leah chortled hysterically as she ran around Monnie's house with my shoe. I ran after her.
:POOF:
"OW! MY EYES!" I screamed, "MONNIE, AIM THE LAUNDRY DETERGENT AWAY FROM ME!"
"I'm sorry!"
"I thought you had shields!" Leah yelled.
"My glasses don't protect me against flying specks of LAUNDRY DETERGENT!" I yelled.
:SPLOOSH:
"GREAT! NOW IT'S SOAPY!"
"LEAH! LAUNDRY DETERGENT SOAPS UP IN WATER!" Steffie screamed.
"Oops." She slowly laid down the cup.
"IT BURNS!"
:10 minutes later:
"Kennie! Why are your eyes all red?"
"Leah…I thought you knew."
"…nothin'."
"Leah."
"Oh yeah. That was Monnie that time! So now we all have our faults…except me."
"Especially you!" I said, clutching the eye drops.
"Kennie blew up my microwave," Monnie said.
"Steffie blew up the remainders," Leah said, thinking.
"Monnie threw laundry detergent at my eyes," I said.
"And Leah, you threw water on it," Steffie finished.
"…oh yeah."
End Chapter 1
Too much dialogue?…of course can never have too much dialogue… yourself for more,in…CHAPTER TWO!…REVIEW!