I don't own Inuyasha.I never I have a rich,dead rev. somewhere.

Girls don't like Boys,Girls like Cars and Money

By sesslover101

Chapter Five - Where The Hell I am? Woman,Men.

Rin-Rinny

Kagome -Kaggs

Ayame-Ana

Songo- Songz

Inuyasha-Inu

Sesshomaru- fluffy

Kouga- kouga-kun

Miroku-Mirkz

Hi my name is Ayame Sinye. I have five brothers, two sister. I have red hair with green eyes.I'm a wolf. My nickname is Ana , I don't know where they get that from.

There one thing That I want but I know I can't have . Kouga. Yes, he's the only thing I want. But it will never happen if he keeps looking at Kagome. Kaggs dosen't know ,I don't think anyone, but me has noticed. I know because I looking during class,when he's eating .

Anyways, I can't tell because he's my best friends. And bff don't do that? Do they? No.

My others close friends are - Rin,Kaggs, you'd be socked to know that Sesshomaru is too. No I don't have a thing for him . That's Rinny.

Well that's about it , I tell you the rest later!

End of Ayame)

" Where the hell are we"? Inu asked , looking at Kagome.

"I think we are in the past"? Rin said ,with glace from Sesshomaru. " That is crazy, Rin! What are you on?" . Rin mouth opened. " What? I not on anything, I read books. Unlike you!" Rin yelled. ' How dare fulgy pup say that to me!'

" YOU know what Inuyasha?" Kagome said , saying his full name. Inu looked at Kagome face , it was redder that an reed couldn't be good . '' SIT, SIT . Ugh! How you sat that to Rin, bone-head." Kagome yelled .

Sesshomaru and Kouga walked away ,' Inu was an idiot, he sure was going to piss off Rin.' Sesshomaru looked at the man pinned to the tree. " Hey Kouga , dosn't that look like Inuyasha ?" Sesshy said with a confused look.

Kouga look at the man, silver hair , cat ears,big , it sure looked like him .Kouga stared at the outfit.' A jumpsuit? A red one? Red is not a color Inuyasha should be waering. '

" Sesshomaru look back, and couldn't beileve his eyes ,KIKYOU! Inu ex- girlfriend. Well the future- Kikyou is feirce.

It looks Inu still a Bone -head in the future." Well, Inu still get chased by mad girls who want to kill, so I gusse one of them finally did?" Kouga said lokking Sesshomaru.

He laughed, " Do you think we have future us too?"

" Nah, by the looks of Inuyasha I say I'm a good as dead!'' Kouga said .

" Maybe we should get back"? Sesshy. Then as he head where the rest of the gang was, Down Monk , Down Monk Down, Ugh you make me so sick , you perv.'

" On second thought , maybe not." Kouga said . There was no way he was going back for sure was not going to get killed.

Rin face was red, " Hey Inu, how about you cry me river, make a brige, do us all a favor and jump OFF!"

" Why would I want to do that?" Inu said .Rin slaped her forhead.

" Idiot"

"Men"

" What? I read books on women!"

"I bet it was thre thinnest book ever !"

" Then why did god made a man ?"

" To mow the lawn!"

Inu rasied his eyebrow." Whatever girls,woman, it all the all werid."

Kagome rolled her eyes! Whatever to you too!

Sesshomaru and Kouga came back. "Hey Inu, I think your ex kill you over there. Just to let you know !" Sesshy said .

Inu looked ." Hey thanks- WHAT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M DEAD !" He yelled.

Sesshomaru eyes widen a bit ." What's your beef, it not like it's something new."

" Yeah ,I gusse" ." How did I die?"

" By an arrow, you are against a like it hit right by the heart."

"WHAT"

"Yep"

Suddenly a group of people came out of the trees,with fire poles and arrow. " There Inuyasha, kill him!"

Rin,Kagome,Sango, Ayame ,Sesshomaru, Inuyasha. Kouga, Miroku eye's widen.

" There he is the EVIL DEMON!" One yelled.

'' I'm not evil" Inu said.

" Yes, you are"

" No"

" Yes"

"No-uhn"

" Yeah so"

" No -so"

KILL THEM!

They yelled . The gang got up and ran. Sesshomaru put Rin his back. So did Inu, Mirkz,Kouga.( Songo , Kagome, Ayame)

Then as Sesshomaru jumped high in the air , suddenly, his arm felt like someone just choped it off. Miroku's hand stated to get a small hole in it.

Sorry that was short too.

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