Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: ...So yeah, this story has a bit of weird history with it. It started off as a Mario fanfic that was an exact ripoff of Banjo-Kazooie in every single way. It was crap. So I turned it into a Pokemon one shot. About a Starly and Bidoof wanting to get it on. Yeah. Make of that what you will.


The male Starly and the female Bidoof continued to look into each others eyes as a Lumineon suddenly popped up, shaking her head.

"Ugh! Horrible! Tremendously insulting! This is disgraceful to the arts and minds of all fanfic authors everywhere! Why would either of you two want to mate when neither of you are the same species!?" The Lumineon exclaimed as she puffed her cheeks.

The female Bidoof scoffed as she rolled her eyes. "Who are you to talk about what we can and can't do?"

"I'm Lume, you know, that specific Lumineon in Bellossom Busters. Not like you jokers would know about it." Lume The Lumineon stated as she shook her head at the female Bidoof. "At least I'm sort of an actual character!"

"Yeah, a Lumineon named Lume. How original." The male Starfy scoffed as he rolled his eyes.

Lume growled as she then flapped her wings, firing off a Water Pulse that sent the Starly and Bidoof blasting off again as she shook her head, sighing. "How come I don't get paid money to make these dumb cameos?"

"Because you don't get paid in a fanfic, you silly fish." Arceus chuckled as he looked down at the grassy plains from high in the sky above the white puffy clouds, relaxing with a bottle of champagne as he was relaxing.


END OF-

"I could write better than this." Silver The Hedgehog stated to the Robotic Operation Buddy. "In fact, why the hell are we even here?"

"For a very brief cameo." R.O.B. stated as the gray colored robot turned around, to see a certain trio approach them.

"Are we too late?" Toadette asked as she was alongside Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha.

Glancing at each other, Silver and R.O.B. nodded as the trio sighed.

"I knew we should have not taken that left turn at Albuquerque!" Petey Piranha exclaimed in Gilbert Gottfried's voice as the male Starly and female Bidoof went soaring past them, with the entire group standing on white puffy clouds in the clear blue sky.

"Well next time, don't use a crappy kart for us!" Dry Bowser snapped back as he pointed at Petey, causing the two to get into a fight as Silver, Toadette, and R.O.B. all sighed and shrugged, closing their eyes and shaking their heads.

END OF STORY, FOR REAL THIS TIME