"Well Rose, Josh & Romana are you ready to go shopping?" The Doctor yelled up the stairs of his new 2 Storey Mansion in the exclusive part of Gallifrey,

"Where else would we go? Butlins?" Rose replied while Josh & Romana (now dating) snickered,

"Maybe Next Week" The Doctor called back and was greeted by the whoops of laughter coming from Josh & Romana. Once they had got into Town, Rose walked past a window and spotted something, which she just had to have.

"Doctor can I have that?" Rose said Pointing at something in the window

"No, you've got enough edible ding dongs already", Josh had a big grin suspended across his face while Romana was in yet another fit of laughter (Having burst into laughter at the mention of Butlins). After a few hours the Doctor stopped by a shop and stood there for a few more humming Music Man.

"Well I need another companion" The Doctor said not noticing that Rose and Romana had gone while Josh sat over the road at McDonalds' Burger King stuffing himself silly with 20 Burgers and 9 Tons of fries and yet he didn't put on weight. Josh went over and into the shop with him. The Doctor walked up to the counter and said "I'd like a K9 mark 12". The man at counter went into the stockroom and soon remerged carrying a box with the words K9 Mark 12 embezzled on the side and on the sticker it said Brand New £$€1200. The Doctor handed over the Money and left the shop and headed towards the Mansion inside a TARDIS Cab. Once inside the Mansion the Doctor opened The Box to reveal a brand new K9 Robotic Dog. It immediately woke up,

"What The? Oh wait, Hello Master" K9 said opening a compartment to reveal a martini and K9 used a robotic arm to grab it and he opened his mouth and downed it.

"Hello Mistresses & Master" K9 said again noticing Rose, Romana & Josh and started to make another martini and yet again he drunk it. 2 Hours later K9 was tired and went to sleep. While The 3 Time Lords & The Half Time Lord burst out laughing and K9 woke up shouted "Shut Up" and blasting a hole in the Hat on the Doctor's head, which said I like Bums. The Doctor & Rose had a date that night and the Doctor was taking her to the best restaurant Timeless. Once inside The Doctor ordered fried Dalek with a side of Dalek Shell and Rose ordered Dalek Burger and Chips.

"And-to-drink?" The waiter said in a metallic voice,

"I'll have the Dalek Blood Wine hang on" The Doctor said turning around and seeing a Dalek with it's eye watering. Rose's face splint in horror (The Doctor repairing it soon after).

"And I'll have the Cola Dalek" Rose said.

"Doctor, I Love you will you marry me?" The Dalek said erupting into tears. Rose grinned then burst into laughter.

"Um, Let me think about that NO" The Doctor said. The Dalek cried and cried and ate 10 Tubs of Ice Cream and then handed in the order and The Dalek sentenced itself to death. Later on the way home (The Doctor had taken the TARDIS) the Doctor bent down on one knee and asked Rose "Rose, will you marry me?"

"Yes" Rose replied welling up in tears.

"So do you want extra fries with that?" The Fast Food guy in the window said.

Author's Note

Well with Chapter 4 in the works and I've received a very good expectation for this story so I'm exploiting all the Dr Who and Comedy info I know so look out for Chapter 4 and then I will tie in The Ending of Chapter 5 with Chapter 6 when the Doctor goes on Vacation! And I can guarantee there'll be trouble so goodbye for now muhahahahahahahahah