19I know that this fiction had already been written, but its sooooo much fun to type!
Disclaimer: I do not own Saiyuki nor is Harry Potter.
Chapter 1News
" Harahetta! Na Sanzo," whined Son Goku 10th time this day.
" Urusai, there's nothing to eat," replied Genjo Sanzo to the golden-eyed boy.
" You've finished the entire food supply ages ago," said Sha Gojyo.
" It's all your fault that I'm starved to death!" shot Goku.
" Oh, and why's that?" asked Gojyo.
" Because you stole my last fried dumpling!"
" That dumpling is yours? You didn't write your name on it!"
" Who would want to write his name on a dumpling, hentai ero kappa!"
" Nani? What did you called me baka saru?"
" Ero kappa!"
" Baka saru!"
" Ero kappa!" (Fists using started)
" Baka sa…"
BANG! BANG! BANG!
" Either you shut the hell up or I'll shut you up clicks , permanently," said A VERY PISSED OFF Sanzo aiming his shoureiju at the both idiots.
" What a peaceful day," said the driver Cho Hakkai. " Ne Hakuryu?"
The jeep, a transformation of the dragon, Hakuryu mewed, " Kyuu!"
Suddenly, Hakkai hit the breaks causing everyone to topple of the jeep.
" Ite… That's hurts Hakkai,"
" What are you trying to do, kill us?"
" I swear that I'll kill you for this,"
" Ano… minna-san," said Hakkai pointing at a figure standing in front of them
Kanzaon Bosatsu, the Goddess of Mercy stood smirking in front of them along with her assistant, Jiroshin.
" Kuso baba! What the fuck are you doing here!" snarled Sanzo.
" What do you want now you bloody goddess of no Mercy!" snapped Gojyo.
" Sumimasen Kanzaon-sama, I nearly ran you down," said Hakkai politely.
" WHAT DO YOU MEANT SUMIMASEN! YOU SHOULD HAVE RAN HER DOWN! shouted Sanzo and Gojyo at the same time.
" Sanzo and ero kappa actually agreed on something, this is first time in history!" shrieked Goku with glee.
" Over my dead body! As if I will agree with the corrupted monk baka saru!"
" If I agree with that kappa, I'll shoot myself first saru!"
" Ahem, if I may interrupt, I got a new mission for you," interrupted Kanzaon.
" Spit it out kuso baba! I ain't have all day you know!" spat Sanzo.
" You all are going to be professors at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry," said Kanzaon.
" NANI!"
" Well, except Son Goku will be a pupil,"
" FUCK YOU KUSO BABA! KEEP THROWING ALL THIS TROUBLES TO ME! I SWEAR THAT I WILL KILL YOU!" yelled Sanzo losing his cool.
" You have no choice anyway, Konzen and stop losing your temple like that, the students won't like you," replied Kanzaon with a grin on her face.
" Like I will care,"
" Well, Professor Dumbledore will be expecting you," said Kanzaon waving her hand.
Sanzo-ikkou found themselves being swallowed by darkness as they're being transported to another realm.