Disclaimer: I do not own anything. Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling. The song "No More Mr. Nice Guy" belongs to Alice Cooper.

(To the tune of No More Mr. Nice Guy)

I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing

'Til they got a hold of me.

I opened doors for little old ladies,

I helped the blind to see.

I got no friends 'cause they read the prophet.

They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down

And I'm feeling mean.

No more Mister Nice Guy,

No more Mister Clean,

No more Mister Nice Guy,

They say he's sick, he's obscene.

I got no friends 'cause they read the prophet.

They can't be seen with me and I'm gettin' real shot down

And I'm getting mean.

No more Mister Nice Guy,

No more Mister Clean,

No more Mister Nice Guy,

They say he's sick, he's obscene.

The snake bit me on the leg today.

The rat clawed my eyes.

I formed my own social circle,

And I went to hide.

I went to Hogwarts incognito.

When everybody rose,

Headmaster Dumbledore recognized me,

And punched me in the nose.

No more Mister Nice Guy,

No more Mister Clean,

No more Mister Nice Guy,

He says you're sick, you're obscene.