11Summary: When the BBC Cancel Doctor Who in it's 12 Series it's up to Paul McGann, Billie Piper, Chris Eccleston, John Barrowman and David Tennant produce a Tacky Version of Doctor Who with some consequences!
Doctor: 8th, 9th & 10th
Companions: Rose and Jack
Tacky WhoChapter 1
"What do you mean Ratings are falling?" David Tennant shouted at A BBC Executive as she told him Doctor Who was cancelled! Paul McGann sat down for his Daily Bowl of Sugar Puffs and Sonic Screwdrivers and was disappointed when The BBC announced that Doctor Who was Cancelled in it's 12th Successful Series, Christopher Eccleston was stunned that Doctor Who was cancelled! Then an Idea came to his head and he exclaimed
"Fantastic!" David's Phone rang and it was Chris,
"How would you like to Produce Doctor Who for my TV Station ITV International! I've already got Billie and John to do it so how about you?"
"Sure", then he put down the Phone.
Two Weeks later David was standing in a familiar Brown Jacket in front of a Familiar Blue Box as Chris Eccleston emerged, in his trademark leather jacket, followed by Billie Piper and John Barrowman.
"Let's Get this Show on the Road!" Chris shouted as a Man in Victorian Clothing appeared on the field where they where shooting a Scene where The Ninth Doctor meets the Tenth.
"Is that?"
"Yep"
"Is it really?"
"Yes"
"It can't be"
"Yes it can"
"It's, It's Paul McGann!" Paul McGann was sure enough walking towards the TARDIS and Chris shouted
"ABOUT TIME! WE CAN'T SHOOT TACKY WHO WITHOUT YOU!"
"Sorry I'm late I had a appointment with the Dole Officer".
"Ok, Revised Plan Eighth Doctor Meets The Tenth and we're shooting in 5,4,3,2 & 1!" The Eighth Doctor stepped out of The TARDIS (which was wobbling ferociously) to be greeted by the Tenth and Rose who had stepped out of theirs.
"Oh Dear, Just What we need" The Tenth Doctor said,
"What Doctor?"
"A Time Paradox" Crappy Knock off Version of The Tune Plays
A Blend of Colours appears on screen with the Words "David Tennant" "Billie Piper" "Guest Starring Paul McGann" followed by The Words "Tacky Who" "Paradoxes Never Work Out". The Eighth Doctor was gob smacked by The Look of his Tenth Self,
"AND CUT!" Chris shouted as the Show cut to a break, it said on Screen "The Doctor needs a Break" and then really fast "ITV International Christopher Eccleston 2017". Crappy Knock Off of Theme Tune Plays Again. All of a Sudden a Guy in a Rubber suit came on saying he was The Mocks of Balhoon and had his head blown off! The Doctors went through the Problem and solved it and Both TARDIS' Dematerialised (Actually Blowing Away) and the End Credits played. Roars of Laughter erupted over Britain as it said "Next Time on Tacky Who" "The Ninth Doctor and Jack come across a Dead Box and Bury it in The TARDIS and it explodes".
The Next Morning the Reviews where rife with Reviews calling it Comic Genius and/or Tacky Genius!
Author's NoteThis Idea came to me in school and I had to type it goodbye