Summary: After the Success of the First Episode, Chris Eccleston lines up as the Second Episode's Doctor with John Barrowman! Paul McGann on Camera, David Tennant on Credits and Billie Piper on Sound Effects! Sure to be trouble

Doctor: 9th

Companions: Jack

Tacky Who

Chapter 2

"Why is Tacky Who taking 67 of Viewing Figures for Saturday Nights?" A BBC Chief Executive shouted as Tacky Who came on the Telly. Chris Eccleston was standing in the Middle of a Box Factory with John Barrowman, David Tennant, Paul McGann and Billie Piper!

"AND ACTION!" Paul McGann shouted as The Time Vortex opened and out blew the TARDIS, The Ninth Doctor stepped out of The Time And Relative Dimension in Space with Captain Jack,

"Why are we in a Box Factory Doctor?" Captain Jack asked,

"I Like Boxes hm, hm, hm" The Doctor replied. A Blend of Colours came on screen (Now Known as Tacky Time)" "Crap Knock off Version of the Theme Tune Plays" with the Words "Christopher Eccleston" "John Barrowman" "Guest Starring the Dancing Car from The Citroen C4 Advert of 2005" followed by "Tacky Who" "Burying the Hatchet". The Doctor and Jack was instantly whisked around by a Bulky Man in a Black Jacket and Hat with Mask,

"This reminds me of my first time on the Planet Raxacoricofallapatorius," The Doctor whispered towards Jack

"I know I was there," Jack whispered back. After 20 Minutes of Boxes being made and burnt in Black/Blue Flames The Doctor came across a Dead Box and decided to bury it in the TARDIS. All of a Sudden the Words "The Doctor Needs a Break in the TARDIS" came on screen followed by "Paul McGann ITV International 2017". When the Show started back they where now Inside the TARDIS and Burying the Box, in a Hatchet. The Song Jacques your Body came blearing on Speakers and A Dancing Car burst into The TARDIS and started Dancing 70's Style, Jack laughed his head off while the Doctor gaped at the Hole where the Doors stood and switched on the Regeneration of the Doors program and the Robot started Blasting The Doctor and the Doctor ran outside to see the Robot had broken the Doors again and was Now Blasting the Factory apart for the Doctor and it started dancing to the Yogi Bear song and The Doctor was wondering at what he had let himself in for. The Dancing Robot had finished and had changed back to The Citroen C4 that he was. The Doctor ran back inside the TARDIS and the Regeneration of the Doors program had finished and now was reinforcing the Doors for flying through the Time Vortex and where now reinforced enough for a Journey of Time Proportions and The Doctor had taken off (The TARDIS blowing away AGAIN) and all of a Sudden the Time Vortex froze and the TARDIS was Blasted through the Walls of Time to No Where. The Next Time Part was saying the Eighth Doctor was taking a Trip through the Time Countryside and the TARDIS rips apart and Lands on Rose's Council Estate! The Reviews where even Bigger (Bigger than The Inside of the TARDIS and The Hole that the Robot Made put together) saying the BBC Sucks and Tacky Who is The New Saturday Night Fever!

Author's Note

Well this would have been up sooner but Tacky Who is a New Kind of Comedy but the BBC has launched a scheme! Not saying anymore! Goodbye