disclaimer: I own neither Phantom of the Opera nor Green Day. If I did I'd be forcing them to perform a duet for the amusement of my friends and my fabulous self rather than writing demented song fics when I should be doing my English homework.

author's note: Crazy? This song fic? Well, obviously! This is written to the tune of Green Day's fabulous song ' King For A Day' from their album, 'Nimrod'. Sorry if it's a little lame but I'm too busy dreaming about how cool it would be to own Phantom of the Opera and Green Day. goes into trance and looks both bewildered and overjoyed.

Phantom For A Day

To the tune of Green Day's 'King For A Day'

Started out in eighteen eighty four

Christine walked through the opera door

She sang and they begged for more

Even the fop yelled 'encore'

Chorus dames destined for fame aren't meant for only fops

Managers and viscounts are making room for the one and only

Op-e-ra Ghost, secretly a man

Op-e-ra Ghost, with a cunning plan

Op-e-ra Ghost, secretly a man

Wait 'til Christinefalls in love with me

Christine abandoned me

She found out I'm not an angel

She can't see my true beauty

But she'll learn to see it in good time

Chorus dames destined for fame aren't meant for only fops

Managers and viscounts are making room for the one and only

Op-e-ra Ghost, secretly a man

Op-e-ra Ghost, with a cunning plan

Op-e-ra Ghost, secretly a man

Wait 'til Christine falls in love withme

Chorus dames destined for fame aren't meant for only fops

Managers and viscouts are making room for the one and only

Op-e-ra Ghost, secretly a man

Op-e-ra Ghost, with a cunning plan

Op-e-ra Ghost, secretly a man

Op-e-ra Ghost, with a cunning plan

Op-e-ra Ghost, secretly a man

Op-e-ra Ghost, with a cunning plan

Op-e-ra Ghost, secretly a man

Wait 'til Christine

Wust wait 'til Christine

Wait 'til Christine falls in love with me

author's note (again): Now wasn't that fun! The best one and a half minutes you've ever spent? Well it should be! Do you think I could pursuade Erik and Billie Joe Armstrong to perform live in my back garden? Well, a girl can dream... Oh yes and I felt in necessary to leave out the part about wearing a leather song from the original. It would make Erik turn in his grave so much he'd end up lying on his face...