81a/n: My second fic! XD And it's a humor fan fiction. This is pretty much just taking a jab at the SasukexSakura relationship. I strongly dislike this pairing. Please, this is NOT meant to be taken seriously. This has Sakura bashing. Hope you like!
Inspiration: Link and Luigi. Love you guys. XD
Day 1
Dear Diary,
My name is Haruno Sakura. I'm a ninja girl that lives in Konoha. HELL YEAH! KONOHA PUH-RIDE! But anyways. I'm 12 years old (12 AND A HALF!) and I'm madly in love with Uchiha Sasuke. He is sooooo cute. And I have a rival. Her name is Yamanaka Ino and I HATE her! She likes Sasuke too! What a bitch! He's mine! Geez! Tomorrow I'm going to tell Sasuke my true feelings. I wonder what he'll say.
The next day…
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura appeared at their normal training spot at a very early time in the morning, as always. I'm not gonna waste time on describing what they look like because I think that we all watch Naruto here and therefore we know what they look like. They waited and waited and waited. Boy, did they wait. Naruto had his eyes slit in that annoying way he always does and Sakura almost fell asleep once more. And Sasuke was being Sasuke-like and standing there like a statue and looking like he knew everything in the world.
All of the sudden, footsteps approached. But it wasn't an enemy, silly! It was KAKASHI!1one
"YOU'RE LATE!" Naruto and Sakura screamed like they usually do and Sasuke was silent.
Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi began to bicker as Sasuke started to walk away. I guess he figured that he was too good for these people that he was now on going to pretend he didn't know because they were weird. ALL THE SUDDEN, Sakura's Sasuke-senses were tingling as she ran off to him.
"SASUKE!" she cried, and hugged Sasuke's back dramatically, as Sasuke really wished he was somewhere else right now.
"Sasuke…" she began again. "Don't leave me..!"
He sighed.
"Sakura, I really want you to let go of me. Right now. Before I implode."
"But Sasuke… you don't understand!"
"Understand what?"
"MY FEELINGS!"
"Your feelings?"
"YES! MY FEELINGS! MY FEELINGS FOR YOU, SASUKE!"
Sasuke raised an eyebrow at this.
"I don't want you to go because… because…"
Sakura's dumb theme started to play as she got a VERY dramatic look on her face. And then a few minutes passed.
"Um… beeeeecause?" Sasuke questioned, getting annoyed (again).
"I… I… I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!" Sakura yelled dramatically as she put her hands over her heart as tears poured out of her eyes and she looked so ridiculous. Her eyes were shut tightly as she waited for an answer, but she didn't hear anything. So then, she opened her eyes to look up at him.
And he was smiling.
He's smiling! she thought excitedly. MISSION SUCCESS!
And Sasuke began to… LAUGH. And Sakura's eyes turned into dots.
So he laughed. And laughed. And laughed some more!
"Are you as excessively happy as me…?" Sakura asked, hopefully.
"Wait…" Sasuke said tiredly, wiping away a tear. "You were being serious?"
"I would never lie about my TRUE feelings!" Sakura cried.
And Sasuke began to laugh… again. How out-of-character!
"Wha… why are you laughing, Sasuke? It's mutual, right? Now you're gonna hug me and say, "Oh Sakura! I've secretly been harboring feelings for you all along and just ACTING like a heartless bastard so you would fall for me, hard!", right?"
"Sakura…" Sasuke said, exhausted.
Yes.. YES.. THIS IS IT! YES!
"Sakura, we're 12. We don't even have pubic hair yet."
A little surprised from his words, she took a stern look on her face. "12-and-a-half!" she corrected. "What are you saying?"
"You don't love me. What makes you think you're in love with me?"
"Well…" she stuttered like Hinata. "Everytime I look at you I blush and you're just so cute and cool and whenever I see you I get butterflies in my stomach and I get dizzy! Because I love you."
"You're annoying." he said stoically as he repeated the most famous SasukexSakura line ever.
"But-"
He cut her off and ran away. Fast. So fast that his legs were little swirlies like in those cartoons so they looked like at symbols that you put in email addresses that ff dot net won't let you upload.
Oh Sasuke! How cute! Playing hard-to-get, eh? Don't worry, I'm all yours!
Sakura walked away and thought of how she could woo Sasuke tomorrow.