If you where a 6th year that attended Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry at the time of "The Marauders" (dun dun dun) The you would be able to see Sirius Black mock Lily Evans and have her throw a random book from her bag at him.
The book rebounded off of his head and landed at his feet on the floor "Groveling for forgiveness seeing the pain you have caused the lump on my head?" Sirius asked looking down.
"Did you just talk to the book that I just chucked at your head?" Lily asked sceptically
"Maybe." Sirius said, not taking his eyes off the book.
Lily stormed off and Sirius sat on the sofa in front of the crackling fire of the Gryffindor common room, Sirius examined the book, he liked it, on the cover it read "Diary" Sirius saw out of the corner of his eye none other than James Potter walk by.
"Prongs, whats a ... diary?" Sirius asked, James shrugged and continued his walk.
Sirius took his new book to his dormitory and sat on his bed, looking at it.
Then the bright idea hit him, 'Why don't I open it?' he thought as he flipped open the front cover.
Thats when it all begins...
Inside cover
This diary is property of Lily Evans
Thats the first thing that had to go, Sirius took out a quill and violently crossed out the name and replaced it with Sirius Black.
First page
Dear Diary...
"Bla bla bla" Sirius said ripping out the first several pages that where, in his opinion, scribbled in stupid girly hand writing unfit to read.
Finding a blank page Sirius Black started his own Diary...
Dear stupid book. Today is Nov. 17th
I don't know if you are aware of this but you now belong to me, Sirius Black, you should feel honored, I risked my life to save you from the hands of that Lily Evans.
Grr.
I had to sneak into the girls dormitory's, a feat, before now, thought impossible.
I stole you out of the clutching hands of that red haired witch, and now you are mine.
OK, fine, Lily thew you at me, but who cares, your mine now ether way.
Where shall I start... I am the famous Sirius Black.
I am friends with Messrs Moony. Wormtail and Prongs.
I am an animagis.
I am damn sexy.
I am in my sixth year at Hogwarts.
I am damn sexy.
And I now own you! HAHAHA and Evans doesn't! HAHAHA.
"Sirius, what in God's name are you laughing so hysterically about?" Remus Lupin asked, having just come into the room and plopped down on his bed.
"And whats with the book?" Remus added
"The book" Sirius said "THE BOOK! THIS IS NOT JUST ANY BOOK! THIS IS MY BOOK!" Sirius shouted
Remus raised his hands, "I never thought id see the day when Sirius Black read a book." he said
"I am not 'reading' a book, I am ... writing in a book!" Sirius said triumphantly
"You mean like a diary?" Remus asked laughed.
"Don't mock me!" Sirius yelled, throwing something random at Moony from the floor, which turned out to be underwear.
Don't worry, I showed him for teasing you. Your my book! My diary! Nobody shall tease you!
Except for me.
Well, anyway, now you know all about me, so what about you?
Well, I see that you don't talk much...
Hmm, whats that on the floor?
Its shiny
and on one end its pointy.
Its looks like jewelery.
I shall pick it up!
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Never pick up anything pointy from the pointy side.
Ouch.
Stupid earing!
I shall kick it!
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Bad idea.
(note) never step on anything pointy.
Without shoes.
Or socks.
AHA! There is James, I shall go ask him how asking your previous owner out went.
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(note) never do that again!
Ever!
Now I have a depressed best friend, any suggestions?
Apparently not.
Well, I the great, all mighty, All powerful, Damn sexy man, shall now go eat... food, it is now 9:00PM so I shall sneak down to the kitchens, don't wait up.
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I see that you waited up for me, my dear book, even if my so-called-best-friends did not.
Thats the last straw!
First they tease you!
Then they get all depressed than they refuse to go to the kitchens and get a snack with me, claiming that supper was only a few hours ago.
And now they don't even wait up!
That is it I tell you...
I have a proposition.
Wow, big word, where did I learn it? (He ponders)
Anyway, my dear stupid book, you shall me my new best friend!
Well, all that decided, I shall now ... Go to bed! HAHAHA.
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12:00AM, Nov. 18
Hello again.
I have, yet another note:
Never eat sugar if you expect to fall asleep!
Never...
ever...
I'm never ever going to get to sleep again, I'm wide awake.
Never...
ever...
ever...
(large blot where writer's face smeared against the wet ink)
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10:30AM Nov. 18
Hello again, best friend.
I am now in the middle of Charms class.
It is not fun.
My once best friend where very jealous of you when I told them about us this morning at breakfast.
Remembers the incident)
Sirius comes in and sits down at the breakfast table and starts wolfing down fried eggs and deliciously prepared bacon and tender golden brown toast... (hungry yet?)
Then the other 3 marauders come down.
"Padfoot! Why didn't you wake us, we hardly have enough time for breakfast now!" James exclaimed, taking a seat next to Sirius and stuffing his face.
"I only wake up my friends." Sirius said
"We're your friends." Peter said from across the table, although he didn't seem to sure.
"No, no your not. You haven't treated me very well so I went and got a new best friend." Sirius said, turning up his nose.
"I'm sure you did, and where is this now-best-friend?" Remus asked from the other side of James.
Sirius tapped the book that was beside his plate.
"Your kidding!" James said threw laughter
more laughter.
Now all the marauders where laughing.
Now the whole table was laughing.
Now Dumbledore laughed from the head table, well, actually his lips didn't move, but
Sirius was sure that he had laughed.
OK, so they all showed there jealousy for not being his friend by laughing, hey, if thats how they dealt with tragic losses it was none of his business.
(back to the diary, memory is over)
There where so upset.
There probably crying right this second.
I shall look around.
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Well, they where not crying exactly, but they where obviously devastated.
James was staring at Lily Evans with goo goo eyes, which clearly meant he was thinking of ME.
Remus was reading, clearly showing he was thinking of you and me ,my dear diary. Pure jealousy.
Peter was scribbling madly trying to get every word that Flitwick said, he was obviously burying himself in his work because he was thinking about how badly he had treated ME.
And that pretty blond in the back row was giving ME goo goo eyes.
And ... wait ... thats it.
Well, they are obviously very upset.
Oh and don't get me started on your old owner, Evans, she was obviously so upset that I no longer help James by begging her to go out with him.
Yeah, she likes me.
Is not her fault really, sure all of those diary pages I ripped out of you said things like Lily Evans + James Potter Love.
But that just means... wait, I don't know why she did that, but it means she likes ME. HAHAHA.
Its almost funny how every body else is so oblivious to what happens here.
Hey, please read and review, well, I think you might have already read the story if your are now reading this... (Ponders)... anyway! I hope you liked it, I really don't know how good it is, I just wrote it... it is now 8:51 PM and I haven't slept much in the past two days...
Well, I'm just going to continue babbling on...
babble babble babble... OK thats it.
Bye
KatrinaLee