57A Parody of Christmas Carols
An Outsiders Comedy
Yeah, ok, I'm bored, and I decided to make a play on a whole bunch of popular Christmas songs. It's all Outsiders style...because that's the stuff I can write... Anyways, enjoy!
Jingle Bells
ENTER: Dally, Two Bit, Soda and Pony. Soda starts singing.
Soda: Jingle Bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Dally: I never got that…all the way to where?
Pony: Dal, it's just a song. Christmas songs rarely make sense.
Dally: Yeah, but I want to know where they're going, and why the heck they're taking bells with them!
Pony: Why should that matter though?
Soda: Can I finish please?
Two Bit: No, no me…oh, pick me. Let me do it!
Soda: sighs Fine, go ahead.
Two Bit: Oh what fun it is to go out drinking beer all day!
Dally: That's not how it goes idiot!
Two Bit: Who asked you?
Dally: Do you want to take this outside, punk?
Two Bit: Bring it on!
Pony: OK! Lets finish this darn song before someone loses an eye.
Soda: Dashing through the snow…
Pony: Why would you dash? Why not take your time?
Soda: I don't know. Just the way the writer wrote it I guess. Maybe he was in a hurry or something?
Pony: Oh well…In a one horse open sleigh…
Two Bit: Why couldn't they use a cow or something like that?
Pony: Oh come on, have you ever heard of a one cow open sleigh?
Two Bit: No…but…oh, never mind. Over the hills we go…
Dally: Tulsa doesn't have hills.
Pony: Who cares?
Dally: Laughing all the way… wait…what could possibly be so funny about a horse and jingle bells?
Pony: Well…I don't know…what is so funny about that?
Soda: That's a good question…
Two Bit: Maybe the horse is trying to eat the jingle bells.
Silence Two Bit: It was only a thought…Soda: Bells on bob tail ring…what the heck is a bob tail?
Two Bit: Maybe a guy named Bob has a tail and bells are attached to it…
Silence again.
Two Bit: K, I'm just gonna stop talking.
Pony: Good plan…Making spirits bright.
Dally: So THAT'S why they're happy. It's those bells.
Soda: That's it then. It's the bells. Maybe they're magical.
Dally: What fun it is to laugh and sing a sleighing song tonight!
Soda: Is it just me…or was that not fun. I'm not laughing, and I just sang.
Pony: That was so pointless. Come on guys, lets go.
They all leave. Two Bit stays behind.
Two Bit: Well...I thought it was fun...hey guys, wait for me!
End Scene.
Is it just me, or was that ending also pointless. I couldn't think of a better way to end it...so...yea. Tell me what you think, and I'll write some more chapters later.
Jess