Early the next morning, Meriadoc Brandybuck yawned widely and stretched. His mouth felt odd. Clean. He ran his tongue over his teeth. He missed the fuzz.
Pippin gave a porcine grunt and rubbed his eyes. He gave an ear-splitting screech when he caught sight of Merry. Seeing Pippin, Merry did likewise.
"YOUR HAIR'S GREEN!" they cried simultaneously, and then both burst into tears.
Across the room, Legolas hid something under his pillow and smiled darkly. The pranksters had been pranked.