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Hello people! My friend and I wrote this fan fiction together. We actually wrote one sentence each back and forth, back and forth, back and forth… well I think you get the picture.

Anyway this story was written by:

devil4life- will be written in bold


U mAdE mE sCrEaM- will be written in italics

Enjoy and beware the randomness!

Ch.1 The Golden Watch

Harry and Ron were walking one day, when they found a golden watch.

Harry picked up the watch and noticed a small button on the side.

He told Ron to push the button, which resulted in Ron shrinking to the size of a peanut!

Harry looked down at Ron and then began laughing hysterically, therefore not noticing Draco who had just arrived.

Draco then picked up the watch and this time it resulted in him turning blue.

Draco however didn't notice the new change in his appearance, but when he looked down and saw Ron, he said, "Oh look! A peanut", and then he ate Ron.

Ron tried to fight his way out of Draco's mouth by pulling out teeth, forcing Draco's mouth open, throwing out the teeth and accidentally hitting Harry in the eye with a tooth.

Harry had finally stopped laughing and it seemed that the watch had some type of effect on Draco's teeth because once the teeth hit, Harry began flashing random colors.

Everyone popped out from behind trees and started taking pictures of him, and at the same time, Hedwig came and stole Harry's toupee.

Harry panicked since he no longer had his toupee and instead took Draco's!

Everyone then thought that Harry was Draco so they started throwing miniature duplicates of Ron at him.

Harry thinking quickly yanked Draco in front of him and wrenched his mouth open so that the duplicates of Ron landed in Draco's mouth.

Draco swallowed all the Rons and they dropped into his stomach until he exploded.

Everyone was soon showered by bits of his body which soon turned into millions of mini-Dracos.

Then, all the little Dracos and Rons ate every one's feet.

The Rons and Dracos began to grow bigger and bigger as they ate more feet.

Then they began to glow yellow and float in the air towards the lake with the giant squid.

The giant squid then began to do an interpretive dance with the Rons and Dracos.

Everyone screamed at the sight and didn't know what to do, so they decided to buy Gucci pocketbooks.

When the Dracos and Rons saw the pocketbooks, they got angry over the fact that they didn't have any, so they attacked everyone and stole the pocketbooks.

Then they went to the island of Lesbos in Greece and sold them each for 563.8 trillion galleons each.

Suddenly, Dumbledore, Voldemort, Harry, and everyone else from Hogwarts appeared.

They thought that the weather was so nice, that they decided to all take a tan on the beach.

Then Voldemort and Dumbledore jumped up and did the Macarena.

Then a flock of pelicans flew overhead, leaving bird poop over everyone and Voldemort screamed, "Birdy, birdy in the sky. Why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar. Tastes like sap-OMG it's birdy crap!"

Everyone simply stared at Voldemort and therefore, they did not notice that the bird crap was actually acid.

They all screamed in humorous agony and collapsed on the beach-they all died.

And the Gucci pocketbooks took over the world!

The End


Well that's the end of that. There is going to be a second chapter that will be just as random so beware! Just kidding. So what did you all think? Scary? Funny? Weird? What? Oh, and just so you know, this was the result of a very boring French class.

Anyway, please review with any comments!