4A/N: This is from Lloyd's point of view. He is all grown up and reflecting on Christmas' past and what he has received from his father Kratos. This is to the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas." It is also based off of Sichugirl's Precious fic. The link to get to this fic is http/ Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my father gave to me…a blushing bride-to-be.
On the second day of Christmas my father gave to me…two school books and a blushing
bride-to-be.
On the third day of Christmas my father gave to me…three sword-fighting lessons, two
school books and a blushing bride-to-be.
On the fourth day of Christmas my father gave to me…four sex talks, three sword-
fighting lessons, two school books and a blushing bride-be.
On the fifth day of Christmas my father gave to me…five painful spankings, four sex
talks, three sword-fighting lessons, two school books and a blushing bride-to-be.
On the sixth day of Christmas my father gave to me…six helpings of Raine's cooking,
five painful spankings, four sex talks, three sword-fighting lessons, two school
books and a blushing bride-to-be.
On the seventh day of Christmas my father gave to me…seven dwarfisms, six helpings of
Raine's cooking, five painful spankings, four sex talks, three sword-fighting
lessons, two school books and a blushing bride-to-be.
On the eighth day of Christmas my father gave to me…eight dead Desians, seven
dwarfisms, six helpings of Raine's cooking, five painful spankings, four sex talks,
three sword-fighting lessons, two school books and a blushing bride-to-be.
On the ninth day of Christmas my father gave to me…nine dogs like Noishe, eight dead
Desians, seven dwarfisms, six helpings of Raine's cooking, five painful
spankings, four sex talks, three sword-fighting lessons, two school books and a
blushing bride-to-be.
On the tenth day of Christmas my father gave to me…ten high angels, nine dogs like
Noishe, eight dead Desians, seven dwarfisms, six helpings of Raine's cooking,
five painful spankings, four sex talks, three sword-fighting lessons, two school
books and a blushing bride-to-be.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my father gave to me…eleven exospheres, ten high
angels, nine dogs like Noishe, eight dead Desians, seven dwarfisms, six helpings
of Raine's cooking, five painful spankings, four sex talks, three sword-fighting
lessons, two school books and a blushing bride-to-be.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my father gave to me…twelve sorcerer's rings, eleven
exospheres, ten high angels, nine dogs like Noishe, eight dead Desians, seven dwarfisms, six helpings of Raine's cooking, five painful spankings, four sex talks, three sword-fighting lessons, two school books and a blushing bride-to-be.
A/N: Well, there ya are! A Very Late Merrry Christmas! What did you get for Christmas? Anything like what Lloyd got. I got…chocolate, makeup, a ten-month magazine subscription, money, a twelve-pack of wild cherry pepsi, bertie bott's every flavor beans, a scarf (that my mom knitted), silicon bracelets, a kitten calendar (a kitten a day), contact lenses, cards, and…THAT'S IT! It's all good! I think I have more presents coming too! Yay!