18Alrighty then I'm going to try this story again. It is basically Aladdin (my personal fav movie) told with Xaiolin characters you'll find out who they all are as the story continues.
Disclaimer: I don not own Aladdin or Xaiolin Showdown except my character Melody.
Enjoy.
PEDDLER: Oh I come from a land
From a faraway place
Where the caravan camels roam
Where they cut off your ear /Where it's flat and immense
If they don't like your face /And the heat is intense
It's barbaric, but hey-it's home!
When the wind's at your back
And the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down,
Stop on by
Hop a carpet and fly
To another Arabian night!
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes.
Ah, Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend. Please, please, come closer-(Camera zooms in hitting peddler in face) Too close, a little too close. (Camera zooms back out to CU) to Agrabah. City of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come on down! Heh, heh. Look at this! Yes! Combination hookah and coffee maker-also makes Julienne fries. Will not break (taps it on table), will not-(it falls apart)—it broke. Ooohhh! Look at this! Pulls out Tupperware) I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. (Pries it open, makes raspberry sound.) Ah, still good. (Camera begins to pan to right. PEDDLER hurries to catch it.) Wait, don't go! (Stop pan.)I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think then, you would be most rewarded to consider...this. (PEDDLER pulls the MAGIC LAMP out from his sleeve.) Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. (Another pan, this one slower to left. Again, PEDDLER rushes to catch up.) This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man who liked this lamp was more than what he seemed. A diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? (PEDDLER pours shiny sand from the lamp into his hand.) It begins on a dark night (PEDDLER throws sand into the sky, where it forms a starry nightscape.), where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose.
(Tilts down to find CHASE YOUNG sitting on his horse and JACK (as a parrot) on his shoulder. HANNIBAL ROY BEAN (if he were a human) comes riding up to the pair.)
CHASE YOUNG: You're late.
HANNIBAL ROY BEAN: A thousand apologies Oh Patient One.
CHASE YOUNG: You have it then?
HRB (due to me being lazy): I had to slit a few throats to get it. (pulls out half a medallion. CHASE makes a grab for it but HRB yanks it back.) Ah, Ah, Aaaaaaaaah the treasure (JACK squawks as he flies by and grabs the medallion) Ouch!
CHASE YOUNG: Trust me my pungent friend you'll get what's coming to you.
JACK: AWK! What's coming to you. (CHASE YOUNG pulls out the other half of the medallion and when they connect it glows and takes of.)
CHASE YOUNG: Quickly after it! (They all ride off following it.) Faster! (suddenly it reaches a large dune and splits of into halve and both dive into the dune. Suddenly are large cat like cave appears out of the dune) After all my years of searching the cave of wonders.
HRB: By Dashi!
CHASE YOUNG: Now remember our deal the rest of the treasure is yours only bring me the lamp. (HRB heads toward the cave chuckling. When he reaches is a blown back the cave speaking.)
CAVE: Who dares disturb my slumber!
HRB: It is I Hannibal Roy Bean a lowly thief.
CAVE: Know this only one may enter the cave the Diamond in the Rough. (HRB looks back with a questioning look.)
CHASE YOUNG: What are you waiting for go on! Bring me the lamp!
JACK: AWK! The lamp! AWK! The lamp! (In regular English) Geez where'd ya dig up this bozo? (CHASE YOUNG shushes him by putting a finger to his mouth. HRB takes one step in the cave relieved he continues. Then a roar comes he tries to turn around but it is too late the cave shuts and starts to descend.)
CAVE: Seek thee out the Diamond in the Rough.
JACK: (unburies himself from the pile of sand) I don't believe it I just don't believe it. We are NEVER going to get a hold of that stupid lamp. Why don't we just forget this whole thing? Look at this. Look at this. I am so upset I'm molting.
CHASE YOUNG: Patience Jack. (as he grabs the halves of the medallion) Hannibal was obviously less than worthy.
JACK: (extremely sarcastic) Oh, there's a big surprise. That's an incred-I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from not surprise! What're we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big prob-
(CHASE shuts his beak)
CHASE YOUNG: Yes indeed. I must find this one this so called Diamond in the Rough.
Well what do you think. I may have changed some things but it was for the good of the story. Except maybe killing Hannibal that bean is sooo annoying long live Chase as the best villain in the ever.