Sorry this took sooooooo long to update... i've just revently recovered from the disease of DEATH TO THE INTERNET. (dies)


Chapter 4

Kakashi-sensei, here I come!

3. Kakashi-sensei

4. Choji

5. Shikamaru

6. Ino

7. Asuma

8. Shino

9. Kiba

10. Kurenai

11. Neji

12. Rock Lee

13. Gai

14. Tenten

15. Gaara (If he doesn't kill me first)

16. Temari

17. Kankuro

Naruto hopped from roof to roof, laughing at what he had just done.

"UZUMAKI NARUTO WAS HERE! BELIEVE IT! REMEMBER IT! LET IT HAUNT YOU IN YOU'RE DREAMS! FOR I WILL BE THE GREATEST HOKAGE EVER!"

(crickets chirping)

All the people went silent after his little outburst. They all blinked, as if on cue, together. "Whoa…You people are really well trained. Can you do that again?" and so they blinked and blinked and blinked and blinked and blinked and blinked and blinked and blinked and blinked and blinked and blinked and blinked and blinked and blinked and blinked again until—

Naruto hopped away laughing.

His all powerful list of victims told him that Kakashi was his chosen to be his next victim. His rubber band ball felt lighter in his pocket and was considerably smaller than it was before, seeing as he had used so many of them at the market. He would probably need to buy more by the end of the day.

Kakashi was found sitting by the memorial stone, reading—you guessed it—Icha Icha Paradise.

Naruto picked out his next rubber band; a small plain one that looked like again like a dried up worm. He carefully pulled it back, trying not to break the crusty thing, and flung it at Kakashi.

Naruto watched with glee as it sailed towards his sensei's head. He once again took out his duct tape and put several pieces over his mouth this time.

"Waiw, wuh hus ah-ennn?" (Wait, what just happened?) He said through the tape. The rubber band did hit Kakashi, but much to Naruto's surprise, (and mine as well,) his hair absorbed it! Is it some sort of jutsu? A kekkei-genkai? Naruto was fairly surprised at his sensei's ability to ward of his rubber followers. Naruto felt compelled to throw a screaming fit at Kakashi lack to cooperate, but settled for carefully coming up with a devious plan to annoy the shit out of the oblivious jounin.

Angry, he took another one, and flung it at Kakashi's hair. Once again, absorbed. "WUHHH? OZZ EE A A EEN AIR?"(WHAT? DOES HE HAVE MAN EATING HAIR or something?)

Naruto felt his temper rising. How was this supposed to be any fun if he couldn't even hit his sensei? He eyed the book in Kakashi's hands, and took out another rubber band.

Naruto once again, hooked it around his thumb, and pulled back. Kakashi slowly turned the page. Ready...

Naruto smiled malevolently behind the tape. Kakashi turned another page, unaware what was about to happen. Aim...

The dirty yellow rubber band sailed toward his senseiwith a small but noticable twang. But this time, instead of hitting and being absorbed by his hair, Naruto hit Kakashi's Icha Icha paradise right out of his hands.

And it fell, right into a puddle of mud.

Kakashi eyed Naruto's retreating figure, although the genin appeared to be having a seizure wile he ran, quite frantically, away from the angered jounin. His orange outfit no longer in sight, Kakashi pondered several means of revenge for his now mud stained book, which he held pathetically in his hand.

Ah, yes, revenge would most definitely be sweet.


Rather short, in my opinion… And once again I'm sorry... I wrote this a looooong time ago and let it rot on my computer. (almost forgot, actually)

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