A/N: Here's the last chapter! Enjoy!
Darry opened the door to reveal a very red faced Dally and a panting…
Everyone gasped. Dally and Tim? Sure, they were friends, but… Since when do friends do that with each other?
"Sit… now," Darry growled. "On the floor, don't want you contaminating the couch any more…"
Dally did, but Tim just stood next to him.
"What the hell do you think you were doing?" Darry asked.
"It was just for fun…" Dally said, and Tim smiled an odd kind of smile.
"Yeah, it is fun, Superman," Steve chimed in, apparently feeling sorry for the two hoods.
"What.. but.. In my house?" Darry asked.
"Yeah... couldn't at Bucks, someone's always there," said Dally.
"But... couldn't you do it at his place or something?" Darry asked, pointing at Tim.
"Angela never leaves the damn house," said Tim.
"So you thought you could do it here?" shouted Darry.
"Well, it's not dangerous!" said Dally, and once again they heard the strange "Aids!" shout come from what seemed to be outside their window.
"Well…" Darry said, running out of arguments.
"Sure, if your not careful like him bad things can happen!" Dally said, pointing at Steve.
"Hey, just because me and Evie like to try different things all the time, and fixing the mistakes has cost hundreds of dollars to date doesn't mean you can use me and her as an example!" exclaimed Steve.
"And two guys probably is a lot safer than a guy and a girl anyways…" Soda added. At this, Johnny and Ponyboy went into the kitchen.
"Well, still!" Darry said.
"Yeah, you could have just used this!" said Two-Bit, pointing the beer bottle at tem.
"How…?" Steve asked, and Two-Bit gave them a demonstration. About half way through, Tim took the bottle from him.
"Did you drink this?" he asked.
"Nope, I tried but there was nothing left." Strangely enough, everyone thought they heard someone shout "Aids!" in a strange high pitch familiar voice from somewhere nearby.
Tim took the bottle and dropped it out the window. Someone said "Ow!" in a squeaky voice, or so they thought.
Darry was staring at Two-Bit for his little demonstration and looked ready to scream. Steve and Soda hurriedly left to see if someone actually was under the window.
"TWO-BIT GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOUR SOBER AND DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT IN MY HOUSE AGAIN OR I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF!" Shouted Darry, and Two-Bit wisely left.
"If you two so much as think of doing that here again, I'll call the cops." Darry said. "Now get out."
Wisely, Tim and Dally left, looking slightly embarrassed.
"Geez…" Tim said, watching as Yoda turned Steve and Soda into mushrooms while saying "Aids I say, Aids!" over and over again.
"Yeah, I had no idea Darry would care that much."
"Well, you know how people around here view that."
"Yeah, but I thought he would at least be a little accepting. I mean, its fine if it's a guy and a girl, but as soon as it's two boys its wrong." Dally said.
They walked silently for a few minutes, completely ignoring Darth Vader waving his light saber at Yoda. After they got into the vacant lot, they stopped.
"..Dally?" Tim said, looking around to make sure no one was around.
"Yeah, Tim?" Dally said, looking Tim softly in the eye.
Tim looked Dally in the eye, and moved a step closer. He looked concerned, as concerned as Dally had ever seen him. When Tim next spoke, his voice was soft and worried.
"Looks like we need to find a new place to Polka Dance."
A/N: Haha. Grins Review! Did anyone actually find that funny? REVIEW PLEASE!