363A/N; Thank you to all my Snape-tastic reviewers:D
"I can't believe you two" Hermione shouts, "you could have told me, what else have you been planning without telling me?" she demands to know.
"Nothing Hermione, honestly" Ron tells her, "This was just a spur of the moment sort of thing"
"You are going to get into serious trouble you know that" she says, "he's going to know it's you".
"Well that's bloody obvious" Ron laughs, "Its not like Harry's trying to deny it or anything"
"I'll just tell him its part of our campaign" I stand to tell her, "sign up with Snape today and you can work rest and play"
"Oh that's very clever" she drawls sarcastically, "boys" she mutters under her breath, "typical bloody boys" before storming out the classroom.
I look at Ron and he shrugs at me. "I don't know what's up with Hermione, she is being really sensitive about this" I say.
He shrugs again, "time of the month?"
I laugh at his remark and am reminded of Ginny.
"Well lavender is up for this, all we need now is a Slytherin" I say after I finish tying the rope to complete the ring.
"Yeah and we need to fill it up" Ron nods out our latest achievement.
"I can ask Hagrid about that" I tell him.
"You don't suppose Snape will mind this in his classroom" Ron asks stupidly.
Honestly, sometimes I don't think he understands that we are trying to annoy Snape on purpose, "that's kind of the point" I say slowly so he will understand.
"Shame Hermione wasn't up for it. That would have been fun" he says goofily staring off into space.
"Yeah, I don't think this is her sort of thing" I look at him weirdly, "you know discrimination and equal rights, and all that".
Ron just nods at me, obviously still daydreaming.
I take one last look at what we have achieved this morning and drag Ron out of the classroom.
"We will need to find lavender and Hagrid quickly" I tell him, "if you go get Lav and I track down Hagrid, we might be able to make this before lunch is over"
"Huh, yeah" Ron laughs, "and Snape would come in to find us all in his classroom cheering on-"
"Sssh" I tell him, "you never know who's listening".
He gives me a knowing nod that does nothing to reassure me.
"Meet you here in half an hour?" he asks me
I nod my head at him and head off in the direction of the grounds, unluckily for me I'm run into the one person I was intending on avoiding.
"Potter" he sneers
"Boss" I grin back at him.
"Professor Snape" he corrects me.
"Ok boss" I say.
His lip curls and he lets out a sigh.
Inside I am dancing like a dingo, but outside I remain cool as a cactus. Well maybe not a cactus, they aren't exactly cool now are they. Anyway, I don't want to think I'm up to anything out of the ordinary.
"I don't have time for you Potter" he informs me as if it would hurt my feelings that he didn't want to speak with me.
I give him a bow as he sneers and storms past me. I wonder if we really are getting to him.
Heh, heh, heh.
"Boss" I call after him as he nears the castle doors.
He actually turns around. Ha-ha. Priceless.
I don't have anything planned to say to him so I give him a double thumbs up and toothy grin. He once again growls and rolls his eyes.
I notice he passes Neville in the doorway, and true to form Neville gives a psychotic twitch and gurgles at him something that sounds like "Invasion of the yellow dogs, make sure you got yours" and then whispering and tapping the side of his nose in a secretive sort of way, "I got mine, they cant see me if I'm hiding" before staring like a loon directly into Snape's eyes and pointing to his shirt, "that's new, ha-ha, I knew that was new, pink as a peach I say".
As Snape looks at him angrily Neville twitches again and carries on walking towards me, completely ignoring the bewildered look upon Snape's face and acting as if nothing has happened. I greet Neville with a smile and too ignore Snape until we are out of earshot.
"Neville mate, that was great" I tell him
"You think so?" he asks unsurely, "it was sort of funny I suppose"
"Hilarious" I tell him and he smiles gratefully.
"You off to Hagrid's?" he asks me, "it's just that I have seen that, the, you know the thing in Snape's classroom and I was wondering if you needed a hand?"
"Yeah sure" I say, "if you want to go get Hagrid, he will know what to do"
I watch as Neville goes to finish what I started. This is probably the best time to advertise for the event. I wonder if I have those Snape-o-saurus Rex posters hanging around somewhere.
I decide that it is the perfect time to plaster them across the castle grounds.
I mean why not.
After a gruelling 20 minutes of hard labour, my arm not only hurts but I have successfully managed to cover every tree and shrub with my wonderful artwork.
I am rather proud of the effect of I do say so myself. You can't look anywhere without noticing a 'Snape-tastic super fantastic fan club' poster. I even managed get the dinosaur to move just like a photograph, he stomps his feet and the face (which is an image of Snape) opens his mouth and growls, in a rather 'I'm-to-sexy-for-this-poster' way if I do say so myself.
As the time drawls on I have to tear myself away from my accomplishments and I make my way down to the dungeons.
"Come on Parkinson, bite her legs" I hear someone shout.
"Lav-en-der, Lav-en-der" I hear what sounds like Ginny chant.
There is a bunch of cheers and a "grab her hair you wuss" yell from what sounds like Malfoy.
I open the door, and sure enough they have started without me.
"Ron" I moan, "you couldn't have waited?"
He waves a hand to shut me up as Pansy Parkinson dives across the wrestling ring and leaps onto lavender, smothering her face in the mud that Hagrid generously provided for us.
"I've been taking bets" Ron whispers to me through the side of his mouth.
I stare at him blankly. Bloody typical Weasly.
"Really?" I say in a high pitched sarcastic voice that Ron doesn't seem to notice, "how nice for you".
"Yeah if Parkinson wins then I'm up 20 Galleons"
"Wait, Parkinson?" I ask shocked, "you are betting against lavender, Ron how could you".
"Have you seen Parkinson, she is built like an ox, she will cream Lavender, just you see" he tells me innocently.
I roll my eyes; it does kinda look like our Gryffindor girl is getting beaten.
"Ginny get in there" I yell. "That should even things up, Ginny is stronger that she looks" I tell Ron informatively.
"I know mate yeah" he agrees watching the ring.
I look at Ginny and give her a nod indicating her to jump in and help Lavender out. She just looks at me like I have gone crazy and slowly gives me the finger.
Well that's nice.
That's romance for you.
"Parky, Parky, Parky" the Slytherin's begin to shout
"Lav, Lav, Lav" we Gryffindor's chant back.
The noise is getting so loud now I don't even notice when the door to the potions classroom bursts open and reveals Snape standing there gob smacked.
"What in the name of Merlin is going on here?" he bellows.
A few of us turn around to face him. I guess he does look a bit pissed. I mean who wouldn't be, Ron and I have single, well double handily made a mud wrestling pit in his classroom and have filled it with a two students.
"Get out all of you, OUT" he shouts.
Pansy stops pulling Lavenders hair for a second to stand and look at him. Just as she brushes the mud and sweat from her forehead lavender leaps at her from behind.
"Arrrrrgggh" she screams, "take that you dirty piece of-"
"Lav, Lav, Lav" the chanting begins again, everyone forgetting about Snape.
"No" Ron cries, "she's not suppose to do that", and waves his fist at the ring as Pansy's head is slammed into to the mud again.
"STOP THIS NONSENSE AT ONCE" Snape attempts to calm us.
I turn to smile at him and notice Hermione standing in the doorway besides him clutching that diary, book, thing she has been carrying around with her all day.
A wicked grin creeps across my face, Ron notices and spots Hermione too, a similar sinister grin settles upon his features.
Before she has time to turn and run, me and my red headed accomplice have grabbed her arms and proceeded to drag her towards the ring.
I feel evil, but in a good way as I toss our bushy haired friend into the pit of doom.
Mwahahahahah.
"Just think boss" I say, giving Snape a cheeky wink if I do say so myself, "this will do wonders for your reputation, your fan club is booming".
He just grows in reply to me. I tell you that man is feral.
Neville gives an insane squeal beside me, and I just about have time to react as Severus Snape himself dives forward towards where I am standing.
With reactions like a cat I step aside as our dearly beloved potions master goes flying into the ring.
Lavender wastes no time pouncing atop him, and pummelling him into the mud, thinking it's another component and all part of the game.
"You know I underestimated her" Ron tells me as we watch on in silent amazement.
"Yeah mate" I agree as Snape gets covered in mud.
Hermione is standing in the corner of the ring looking menacingly at us now. Her eyes fixed on us like predator to their prey. It would actually be unnerving if she wasn't dripping with mud. As it is its hysterically funny.
"Lavender is quite competitive really isn't she" Ron remarks
"Yeah mate" I agree laughing and not taking my eyes of the fuming Hermione.
"Really quite nasty when provoked"
"Yeah mate"
"It's sort of scary"
"Yep"
"Sort of a turn on"
I turn my head slowly to look at Ron like the loon he is when Hermione chooses that moment to step over Snape's miserable attempts to stand, propelling herself off his shoulder for extra height, she lunges toward me.
"It was for the greater good" I can't help laughing as she forces handfuls of mud into my mouth, "at least now he'll have to take a bath" I shriek
Maybe it wasn't the smartest thing to say, as just before Hermione smears mud over my face and eyes rendering me blind I notice the angry, muddy form of Severus Snape sneering down at me.
Ah crap.
A/N; Most of you would like to see Draco as a new character, a few of you wanted a professor and some none at all. So I figured if I add Draco It wont change the story too much from the original characters (and if you all like it and it works, I might add a professor)...So next Up the Dracmeister (Lol)
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