363A/N; sorry about the wait, i had trouble logging on these past few days.
anyway here is chappie 2...
"Harry I can't keep this up much longer" I tell him.
"Come on Hermione, it's only for a bit longer, I'm sure he will crack soon enough" he tries to encourage me.
It's safe to say I am not in the least bit amused.
"Hmmmm" I grumble
I sit back down and reopen my Potions textbook. With all the extra help Professor Snape has been giving me I don't really need to revise but I do so none the less.
About said extra help, it is all part of a great 'Master Plan' Harry and Ron have devised.
My part in all of this is to try and annoy the crap out of Professor Snape by asking him at every opportunity any question that springs to mind, this of course is in vain hope that he will eventually explode with the ever growing pressure to answer my questions.
It's safe to say I am playing on the 'annoying know-it-all Gryffindor' persona. I however, do not think it is working.
Last night for instance it seemed he was actually pleased to see me and more than happy to answer my questions. He is either aware of our little prank, or, and this is the part that scares me slightly, a little too keen to spend time with me.
Would that be such a bad thing?
Of course it would.
Hmmmm.
Ok, that aside, I still think this a bad idea, I mean what if he is on to us? I dare to think what that man is capable of.
Hmmmm.
Oh curse you wandering mind!
Ok, back to the point at hand once more, bad idea, yes, of course it is, and not for the obvious reasons, I am sure that if we actually succeed in bringing our Beloved (ha) Potions professor to the brink of insanity I am sure Dumbledore will be less than pleased.
Oh hold on Harry had just come out with another one of his ingenious ideas, hem, hem.
"Ok, Ron if you are up for this?" he nods at out red headed friend.
"Sure whatever" Ron says excitedly.
"This isn't going to be easy mate"
"I can handle it"
I am actually sure that whatever the ingenious idea is her defiantly won't be able to handle it, as he so plainly puts it.
"I want you to declare your undying love for Snape" Harry tells him.
"WHAT?" Ron screams a rather girly scream if I do say so myself.
"No just hear me out" Harry hastily takes a step back.
"Go on" Ron demands angrily.
"Well you obviously don't have to mean it, and like everyone will know it's a joke, and it will drive him nuts. He won't be able to do a thing about it, I mean just like he can't complain about Hermione bothering him with questions, he cant complain about a student falling in love with him" Harry tries to rationalise.
"Yeah but still, can't Ginny do it?" Ron pleaded.
Harry seems to think about this for a moment.
"NO" I suddenly blurt out.
Ah shit, now I have done it.
"What? Why?" Harry and Ron both ask at the same time.
"I err, I" oh great now I have dropped myself in it, "it's just, it will be better coming from you Ron". I look at him encouragingly.
"And why is that?" he asks amused.
"Because" I say trying to sound obvious, "he will know Ginny is up to something because she is with Harry, and well, it will be just more of a shock if its you".
He looks unconvinced.
"Besides" I pat him reassuringly on the arm, "if anyone can pull this off its you" I bat my eyelashes.
"I suppose" he grins goofily.
Ah, and they say flattery gets you nowhere.
"Well there is no time like the present" he suddenly jumps to his feet.
"Ron where are you going?" I suddenly ask.
"To talk to Snape duh, declare my undying love and all that"
Harry rolls his eyes and I force a smile.
I don't know why but I suddenly feel very protective over our deer potions master.
Hmmmm.
That is definitely something I will need to evaluate.
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