There once was a girl named Mary Sue,
Who believed she was perfect from head to shoe.
She discovered in delight that her perfect family was moving to Amity Park,
But was less delighted to find the neighbor had a dog , she woke often woke up to a bark.
She went to her new class,
To discover she was last.
When the students discovered she no last name and what happened to her shoe,
She replied, "My real name is Marietta Gwendolyn Sheila Kayla Laura Jessica Julie Julia Caitlin Catherine Hermione Baxter sometimes Fenton Foley Manson whatever Paulina's last name is Potter. But, You can call me Mary Sue"
She found out that Danny was in her class and was thrilled to finally realize her destiny,
She would be half ghost.
She ran to the house in the middle of the night,
But what she became was a real fright.
Instead of becoming a hybrid she was another,
She had become a mother!
Her children quickly pinched, prodded, and tattled her to death.
There once was a girl who thought she was perfect to head to shoe,
And that one thought brought the end of Mary Sue.
And I say, " "GOOD RIDDANCE!"