Disclaimer: not mine and you should be happy 'bout that.

Sev and Mi were snogging.

Sev and Mi stopped snogging.

Sev and Mi watched Harry walk down a hall looking like a fairy minus wings and height.

Harry came up to Sev and Mi.

Harry slapped Mi and said in a very flamboyant voice "Bitch!" snapped his fingers and walked away.

Sev and Mi were snogging.

A/N:I love stupidity don't you. And yes this was meant to be utterly stupid and suck all ass.