Thanks to Rabid RENThead for co-authoring this!
omg so lyk im da life cafay n im da pretist grl n da world n so mark is lyk omg ur so priti lets hav sex and so we did
o yaa and collinsandagnel are all like i love you forever lets play smoochyface and they left us alone
and rogerandmmimi are okay because mimi came back to life and angel never died ad all aids disapeared
and mrak and me live hapilay eva affterrrrrrrrr
n morene n joan go hav lezbien sex
yea and they adopt a kid that is actualy really morienesss because she is a slut and i hate her for dumoing mrak but that means i get him so its all cool
no moren n joan had it 2geder cuz dey got a speshul surjeri dat letz dem hav babyz 2geda
but moiren is still alsut
n so moren got rapd n kiled kuz she wuz a slut n joan disaperd cuz no1 lyks joan
and mimi mooovd into the loft and so did collins and so did angel and it was big enuff
n then benni was all lyke o okay i luv u guyz u canhav ur powa bak
n mrak wuz lyk fuk u beni so he kild him n every1 wuz al hapi n stuf
n den i bote the bilding kuz beni was ded
n buzlin wuz lyk givin me tonz of muni n stuf
n mrak got promoted n he wux de owner of buzlin
n rojers band sumhow got bak 2geda n dey wer rili famis n stuf
n so da bohimienz livd hapi evr aftar
n mi tu
kuz im da pritist grl n da world
n u shud reveww mi storii kuz I workd suprrr duprrr hard on itttttt.
Yea, I'm cool.