A/N: Hello all you strange readers it's me again and I hope you like this fic. Not really but hey it works!

Disclaimer: I don't own a single thing in The Harry Potter universe though I really want Sev.

General female population of Hogwarts and Hermione and Ginny

You know, Hogwarts had always been a weird school. With talking portraits, moving armor and staircases, plus the added bonus of Albus Dumbledore as the head master, you would think you would be ready for near anything.

As you think that you realize nothing could have prepared you to see Harry Potter running like a mad man down the hall, being chased by a hot ma with out a shirt on yelling something about keelhauling the boy. OF course latter on you would be mortified to find out that the man you saw was Severus Snape, the current Potions Master and Professor, but you'll get over that when you realize the polls will be changing and you will have something to look at during potions.

A/N: Hey everybody please flame or review witch ever you prefer.