1A/N: We don't own any of these things (characters or song) because if we did we sure as hell wouldn't be here now.

Sitting in the carriage on the way back from the witch doctor's Elizabeth was getting ready to sew Jack's nose back on. Norrington, Barbossa, and Will were on the roof.

Elizabeth: Jack I have something to say.

Jack: tries to speak, but fails

Elizabeth: I spoke to the witch doctor and well...

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you

Will, Barbossa, Norrington: Buh buh buh buh

Elizabeth: I told the witch doctor you didn't love me too

Will, Barbossa, Norrington: Buh buh buh buh

Elizabeth: And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do

He said that...

Elizabeth starts to pin Jacks nose back on

Jack: (painfully) Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang...

(now with more pain)

Ooo eee, ooo AH AH ting TANG

Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee, OOO ah ah Ting tang

Walla walla, Bing bang

Elizabeth stops to thread the needle again

Elizabeth: I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true

Will, Barbossa, Norrington: Buh buh buh buh

Elizabeth: I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice

Will, Barbossa, Norrington: Buh buh buh buh

Elizabeth: And then the witch doctor he gave me this advice

He said to...

Elizabeth starts to work on Jack's nose again

Jack: (quickly) Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang

(much faster)

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang

Elizabeth stops again

Elizabeth: Now you been keeping love from me

Just like you were a miser

And I'll admit I wasn't very smart

So I went out and found myself a guy whose so much wiser

And he taught me the way to win your heart

My friend the witch doctor he taught me what to say

Will, Barbossa, Norrington: Buh buh buh buh

Elizabeth: My friend the witch doctor he taught me what to do

Will, Barbossa, Norrington: Buh buh buh buh

Elizabeth: I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you

Oh baby...

Everybody but Jack (who is trying to sew his nose on himself in the midst of a mental collapse):

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Walla walla, bing bang

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang

Jack: Walla walla,... bing... bang

Jack passes out while everyone else celebrates their announcement of a world tour.

Okay this really has absolutely no relevance to the first part we just had to do this. This is very important. And thanks for reading!