71A/N: We don't own any of these things (characters or song) because if we did we sure as hell wouldn't be here now.
Sitting in the carriage on the way back from the witch doctor's Elizabeth was getting ready to sew Jack's nose back on. Norrington, Barbossa, and Will were on the roof.
Elizabeth: Jack I have something to say.
Jack: tries to speak, but fails
Elizabeth: I spoke to the witch doctor and well...
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
Will, Barbossa, Norrington: Buh buh buh buh
Elizabeth: I told the witch doctor you didn't love me too
Will, Barbossa, Norrington: Buh buh buh buh
Elizabeth: And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do
He said that...
Elizabeth starts to pin Jacks nose back on
Jack: (painfully) Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...
(now with more pain)
Ooo eee, ooo AH AH ting TANG
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, OOO ah ah Ting tang
Walla walla, Bing bang
Elizabeth stops to thread the needle again
Elizabeth: I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
Will, Barbossa, Norrington: Buh buh buh buh
Elizabeth: I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
Will, Barbossa, Norrington: Buh buh buh buh
Elizabeth: And then the witch doctor he gave me this advice
He said to...
Elizabeth starts to work on Jack's nose again
Jack: (quickly) Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
(much faster)
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Elizabeth stops again
Elizabeth: Now you been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself a guy whose so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart
My friend the witch doctor he taught me what to say
Will, Barbossa, Norrington: Buh buh buh buh
Elizabeth: My friend the witch doctor he taught me what to do
Will, Barbossa, Norrington: Buh buh buh buh
Elizabeth: I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you
Oh baby...
Everybody but Jack (who is trying to sew his nose on himself in the midst of a mental collapse):
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Jack: Walla walla,... bing... bang
Jack passes out while everyone else celebrates their announcement of a world tour.
Okay this really has absolutely no relevance to the first part we just had to do this. This is very important. And thanks for reading!