A/N: Okay, this may seem EXTREMELY random, but it sort of has to do with the plot, so I would read it if I were you. :) I'll fit it in somehow, don't you worry. This is just something to try and keep from losing readers. :) Um…oh! Hehe…there was an accident while I was typing up the next chapter. It got erased. –sadness- So, if any of you have a suggestion (yes, you too my lovely beta) on how operation whatever-it-is-because-I'm-too-lazy-too-remember goes, PM me, email me, something!
Remus walked around a stage set up to look like the Hogwarts grounds, dressed in magenta dress robes, his hair pulled into a ponytail at the base of his neck. He began to sing in a rich alto."If there's a prize for rotten judgment
I think I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
It's ancient history, been there
James, Peter, Lily, and Snape just for some interesting kicks(gasp!) rise out of the stage in a cloud of smoke, dressed in light purple dress robes, their hair either curled (Lily) or tangled in attractive ways (James, Peter, and Snape). They start to sing and dance."Who you think you're kiddin'?
He's the earth and heaven to ya
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you…"
As they sing (from now on shown in parenthesis), Remus accompanies with "Oh, no."
"We know how you feel
Who you're thinkin' of."
Remus continues to wander the grounds, stopping underneath the beech tree by the lake, clinging to the trunk."Ohhh! No chance, no way
I won't say it, no no!"
"You swoon, you sigh
Why deny it? Uh-oh!"
"It's too cliché
I won't say I'm in love."
The four shrugged to each other, bridging the lyrics with, "Oooh, oooh, oooh." They continue this through the next verse until the last line.
"I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out (Ahhhh)
My head it screaming get a grip, boy!"
He grips his hair and sits down heavily underneath the tree.
"Unless you're dyin' to cry your heart out!"
"(Ohhhh!) You keep on denyin'
Who you are and how you're feelin'
Baby, we're not buyin
Hon, we saw you hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown up
When you gonna own up that you
Got, got, got it bad? (Woah!)"
"No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no."
"Give up or give in
Check the grin, you're in love." Remus presses his fingers to his smiling lips.
He frowns. "This scene
I won't say I'm in love."
The four start to crowd him and he hesitantly pushes them away. "You're doin' flips
Read our lips
You're in love."
He falls over and holds out a hand to fend them off. "You're way off base
I won't say it."
They shake their heads. "He won't say in love."
"Get off my case
I won't say it!"
James hands him a flower he got from some random place onstage. "Boy don't be proud
It's okay you're in love."
Remus seems to noticeably relax and he settles into the grass, twirling the flower around his fingers. "Ohhhhh…atleast out loud…
I won't say I'm in
The four give him the 'isn't that sweet? Look' and clasp their hands together. "Sha-la-la-la-la-la…ahhh!"
Suddenly, the lights went out completely to a loud guitar introduction. A spotlight came up on the other side of the stage where Sirius, dressed in a black t-shirt and jeans with his hair falling around his gray eyes, started singing:"Wild thing!
You make my heart sing!
You make everything…groovy!
Wild thing, I…think you move me."
He moved over to where Remus is still lying on the ground, looking more than a little freaked at Sirius' sudden entrance. He pulled the werewolf to a standing position and kneeled down before him, moving the microphone away from his lips and back again."But I wanna know for suuuure!
So come on
Hold me tight."
Remus complies, wrapping his arms around Sirius.
"You move me."
He paused, as if he couldn't remember the rest (he couldn't) and so just skipped to the one he knew.
Sing with me!"
They both started singing. "Wild thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything…groovy.
Wild thing, I…" They turned to each other. "Think I love you.
But I wanna know for suuuure!
So come on, hold me tight."
They held each other close and almost whispered the last line.
"I love you."
The curtain closed and an audience that wasn't even there at first explodes into applause.