8Author's Note from Joshwales: WOOHOO! A Special Guest Author! Padme's Sister! I couldn't write this chapter as I'm writing a script titled The Dark Shadow, and Padme's Sister is doing one also titled Battle of the Heroes! Enjoy her chappie!
Some time later, Rose had disappeared with Padme's Sister, and Captain Jack noticed that two camels and a bag of grapes were missing from the TARDIS. As everyone joined together in one huge search party, a huge shadow fell overhead (again with that falling overhead thing? My word...lots of things like to fall overhead, don't they!). The shadow engulfed the Mansion and began to descend, slowly. Mayuko-Chan dropped her mouth in awe, and Silent Seabreeze screamed "Oh my god! I've always wanted one of those!...What is it?"
As the huge BOUNCY CASTLE (I love those things! Better than trampolines. More colourful!) touched down, everyone stepped as far back as they could, then leapt forwards as one, bouncing a hundred feet into the air! Ok, a hundred feet's a bit of an exaggeration (however you spell it...yeah yeah, I know. IT. Ha ha!)...Well anyways, it was actually more like 99.99 feet. Then when they landed again, they began bouncing about madly.
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Flying Beastie and The Doctor's Clone were ever so slightly lost in the giant maize maze (he he, I love that!) that had grown overnight outside the Mansion...well actually, when I say ever so slightly, I mean that they hadn't actually seen the outside of the maze for three days.
"But it was only built last night," the Doctor Clone pointed out.
"You really are like you're original, aren't ya! You smart arse know it all!" Padme's Sister snapped, and The Doctor Clone jumped.
"Where are you? I thought you were on a camel trek with Rose?"
"I am!"
"Then how are you talking to me?"
"Magic."
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In the kitchen a little while later, The Doctor's Clone had finally found his way out of the maze and was getting dinner ready. He'd already put the vegetables and other stuff on, and all that was left was the turkey. It was a huge great thing - well it needed to be to feed the one...two...three...four...(starts counting all the people actually involved in these very weird stories)
Anyways, the Doctor's Clone heaved a huge bowl of stuffing over to the turkey and began to stuff it - but I won't go into details, because I think you know what I mean. He was humming to himself and didn't notice that his watch had disappeared, until he went to check the time.
"What the - oh bugger!" he exclaimed as he realised where it must be. Sighing in frustration, he began pulling the stuffing back out - but still no watch.
"Damn, damn, damn, buggering damnits!"
Turning round to find a torch in the draw behind him, he accidentaly dropped a bit of stuffing on the floor, and as he came back to the turkey, he skidded on said bit of stuffing and fell into the turkey - yes folks into the turkey!
"Oops," came the muffled voice from the gigantic turkey that was now sat on his head.
Just then there was a knock on the door.
"Are you alright in there?" Stefan called.
"Fine thanks," the Doctor's Clone replied as he ran around the kitchen like a headless chicken, except that he actually had a turkey on his head.
"Have you put the turkey on yet?" Stefan asked, not realising anything was wrong.
"Erm...you could say that, yes."
"Alright then. Just checking." And with that, Stefan left, completely oblivious to what was going on in the kitchen.
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"According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly," the Doctor announced to no-one in particular as he and the others lay in the lush meadow outside Beastie's mansion later on. They'd bounced themselves out and couldn't find the energy to get up off the grass where they'd crashed after the castle had burst (oops!). The Yacht was parked in the cinema, and the plane in the pool, so there was pleanty of space for everyone to just laze around.
"Doctor, do you ever shut up?" MysticalBeckie asked, and the Doctor grinned.
"I'm just a mouth on legs, me...and WAIT A MINUTE! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?"
"Me? I'm MysticalBeckie," the newest addition to the story replied. "Nice to meet you. How do you do. Blah de blah blah, and all that."
"Likewise, I'm sure," the Doctor replied. Then a new thought crossed his mind. "If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"
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Meanwhile, back in the kitchen, the Doctor's Clone had had no luck in getting the turkey off his head, no matter what he tried. He was just about to chuck the micro-wave (tied to the turkey) out of the window when Mayuko - Chan barged in.
"What the? Oh. My. God!"
"Wagh!" The Doctor's Clone cried when he realised he wasn't alone. He fell over the microwave, fell flat on his back and the turkey popped off with a loud POP. Then it bounced out of the room and down the stairs. The Doctor's Clone triumphantly pulled his watch from his mouth and then ran after the turkey shouting "Follow that turkey!"
And so, for the next half hour, Mayuko-Chan and The Doctor's Clone chased the turkey down the million stairs of the mansion.
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Some time later (because this is a special time skipping chapter)...
"I have ten little fingers and they all belong to me. I can make them do things, would you like to see?"
The loud singing voices floated over the hill and everyone sat up, confused.
"Who's that singing?" Stefan asked and everyone shrugged. Just then two camels charged over the hill.
"I can shut them up tight, or open them wide (Minds out of the gutter, please folks). Put them all together, or make them all hide," Rose sung at the top of her voice as she bounced up and down.
"I can make them jump high, I can make them jump low. I can fold them quietly and hold them all just so," Padme's Sister finished the song as the two camels came to a stop and both girls tipped sideways off them, giggling hysterically.
"They're drunk!" Timeless Escape laughed.
"No we're not! I'm not an alco...alco...alco-pop?...alco-hooligan?...alco-hole...ALCOHOLIC!" Padme's Sister cried, (although these last few chapters beg to differ.)
"No, Joshwales forced me to get drunk the last time...and this time...ok it was me, but I turn eighteen in a month, so I'm allowed to celebrate!"
Rose, meanwhile, was trying to think of another word.
"Par?...parsnip?...party?...parsley?...partner?...perley?...PARLAY!"
"Parlay?" Captain Jack frowned. "Why have you envoked the right of parlay? And with whom?"
"I...I envoke the right of parsley with my bed!" Rose announced, before passing out in Jack's arms.
"Give her back to me!" the Doctor ordered at once, threatening Jack with his sonic probe.
"Thats SCREWDRIVER!"
Ok, whatever. Just threaten Jack please?
"GRRRR (points screwdriver at Jack) I said, GIVE HER BACK TO ME!"
"NO!" Jack replied stubbornly, scooping Rose into his arms and running off into the Mansion with the Doctor in hot pursiot. Pursiot? I mean pursuit.
"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!" Stefan and the others chanted as they ran after them.
"Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done," Padme's Sister grinned, rubbing her hands together in glee. And then she fell backwards into the pool.