1Kingdom Hearts:
SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK STYLE
By
Captain A
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything in this fanfiction except my original character, Alex.
Chapter TwoVerb: That's What's Happening
Sora: You're going to be doing a song about verbs!
Alex: Would you rather have us do a song about the Heartless, maybe?
Riku: Of course not…
Alex: Well, then, tough luck. We're singing about verbs!
Sora: I'm still not so sure about all of this…
(Kairi shushes him.)
Kairi: Sora! Stop interrupting!
Alex: Thank you, Kairi.
(He addresses the audience again.)
Alex: Here tonight to perform our first number, ladies and gentlemen, is the one, the only…MUSHU!
(Mushu appears on stage in a burst of smoke.)
Mushu: I AM HERE!
Alex: You ready, Mushu, my man?
Mushu: I am ready, BABY!
Alex: Then let's do this. Hit it, Alleycats!
(There is another burst of smoke, and suddenly Mushu is wearing a top hat and tux. He is even holding a cane! The Gullwings move next to Mushu as the Alleycats begin to play the music to "Verb: That's What's Happening." Mushu starts singing while executing a wild dance in the style of Ben Vereen.)
Mushu: I get my thing in action
Gullwings: Verb!
Mushu: To be, to see, to feel, to live
Gullwings: Verb! That's what's happenin'
Mushu: I put my heart in action
Gullwings: Verb!
Mushu: To run, to go, to get, to give
Gullwings: Verb! You're what's happenin'
Mushu: That's where I find satisfaction, yeah!
Gullwings: Yeah!
Mushu: To search, to find, to have, to hold.
Gullwings: Verb! To be bold
Mushu: When I use my imagination
Gullwings: Verb!
Mushu: I think, I plot, I plan, I dream
Turning in towards creation
Gullwings: Verb!
Mushu: I make, I write, I dance, I sing
When I'm feeling really active
Gullwings: Verb!
Mushu: I run, I ride, I swim, I fly!
Other times when life is easy
Gullwings: Oh!
Mushu: I rest, I sleep, I sit, I lie
Gullwings: Verb! That's what's happenin'
Mushu: I can take a noun and bend it,
Give me a noun-
Gullwings: Bat, boat, rake, and plow
Mushu: Make it a verb and really send it!
Gullwings: Show me how
Mushu: Oh, I don't know my own power.
Gullwings: Verb!
Mushu: I get my thing in action
Gullwings: Verb!
Mushu: In being,
Gullwings: Verb!
Mushu: In doing,
Gullwings: Verb!
Mushu: In saying
A verb expresses action, being, or state of being.
Gullwings: A verb makes a statement.
Mushu: Yeah, a verb tells it like it is!
Gullwings: Verb! That's what's happenin'.
Mushu: I can tell you when it's happenin',
Gullwings: Past, present, future tense
Mushu: Ooh! Tell you more about what's happenin',
Gullwings: Say it so it makes some sense
Mushu: I can tell you who is happenin'!
Gullwings: Verb, you're so intense
Mushu: Every sentence has a subject.
Gullwings: Noun, person, place, or thing
Mushu: Find that subject: Where's the action?
Gullwings: Verb can make a subject sing.
Mushu: Take the subject: What is it?
Gullwings: What!
Mushu: What's done to it?
Gullwings: What!
Mushu: What does it say?
Gullwings: Verb, you're what's happenin'
Mushu: I can question, like: What is it?
Gullwings: Verb, you're so demanding.
Mushu: I can order like: Go get it!
Gullwings: Verb, you're so commanding.
Mushu: When I hit I need an object
Gullwings: Verb, hit! Hit the ball!
Mushu: When I see, I see the object
Gullwings: Do you see that furthest wall?
(Alex suddenly moves to Mushu's right, dressed as a baseball pitcher. Mushu turns to face him. He adopts a batter's stance, holding his cane like a baseball bat.)
Rikku: If you can see it there, put the ball over the fence, man!
Yuna: Go ahead.
Paine: Yeah, all right.
(Alex throws the ball at Mushu, and Mushu hits it so hard with the cane-which does not break, by the way-that it goes flying through the ceiling and out of the amphitheatre!)
Alex: What! He hit it. It's going, it's going, it's gone!
Sora & Riku: What!
(The audience cheers wildly. Mushu turns to face them again.)
Mushu: I get my thing in action.
Gullwings: Verb, that's what's happenin'
Mushu: To work,
Gullwings: Verb!
Mushu: To play,
Gullwings: Verb!
Mushu: To live,
Gullwings: Verb!
Mushu & Gullwings: To love…
Gullwings: Verb!
(The audience cheers and applauds wildly. Mushu and the Gullwings bow. Once the audience quiets down, Alex addresses Mushu.)
Alex: Great job there, Mushu!
Mushu: I was pretty hot there, wasn't I?
Paine: Hmmph! You wouldn't have done twice as well as you did just now without us!
(Mushu turns to glare at her.)
Mushu: WHAT WAS THAT!
(Yuna and Rikku put their hands on Paine's mouth.)
Yuna & Rikku: Nothing, nothing!
Mushu: Good.