A/N: Hm, I actually can write poems. Got 80 on a poetry unit a few years ago, failed because it was 3 months late... But I don't feel like writing actual poems. I shall post random babbelings of poems here. Review you crazy snoopies!

One day Bob said fuck

I really want to get drunk

So drink he did

And flipped his lid

Ran into a Greaser

Should have wished he was neater

For next time his parents saw him

He was dead and a mess.