A/N: Hm, I actually can write poems. Got 80 on a poetry unit a few years ago, failed because it was 3 months late... But I don't feel like writing actual poems. I shall post random babbelings of poems here. Review you crazy snoopies!
One day Bob said fuck
I really want to get drunk
So drink he did
And flipped his lid
Ran into a Greaser
Should have wished he was neater
For next time his parents saw him
He was dead and a mess.