Out of My Mind...Be Back in Five Minutes
Chapter 2: My Mistake
Disclaimer: Due to tragic events beyond my control, I do not own Charmed.
Note: Special thanks to Lily for her review...I'm sorry that these first few chapters are so short, but I haven't had enough time to write anything longer.
"I'm gonna be sick."
Paige had never felt so horrible in her life...all of the demons, the fights with her sisters, being on the brink of death and actually dying more than once...none of it compared to the shame she felt as she practically made out with her brother-in-law.
"But he made the first move so technically he's kissing me, I'm not kissing him...Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up Brain!"
Untangling herself from Leo, she jerked away from his kiss and slapped him as hard as she possibly could. The part of Paige that wasn't dreading the beating that Piper was sure to deal out noted the effectiveness of her attack with satisfaction.
"OWWW!" Leo cried indignantly, holding his face and sitting straight up. "What was that for?"
"What...what was that for?" Paige sputtered. "You little son of a—"
"Look, I know it's 'that time of the month' but that doesn't mean you can just up and attack me!" Leo interrupted irritably. "What the hell is wrong with you?"
It was then that Paige noticed the shirt.
"Oh No...Piper's shirt. Favorite shirt of all time shirt. Shirt that she nearly killed Phoebe for washing with the load of dirty socks shirt. I just got out of bed with Piper's husband while wearing her favorite t-shirt. I am sooo dead."
To furious to reply to Leo's last question, she picked up the first heavy object that she could find (the antique alarm clock) and chucked it at Leo's head. It collided with the target with a bone-bruising thunk and left a long, bloody gash across his forehead.
"FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!" Leo screamed. "Piper, I—"
"Piper? Why did he call me Piper? I'm Paige. " Curious, Paige turned around and looked into the mirror on the vanity.
And found herself face to face with her oldest (living) sister's reflection.
"Oh Crap. Not again!" Paige whined. "At least Piper can't kill me now, though, so that's good, and-"
"PIPER!" Leo's voice interrupted her thoughts. "Have you heard a word I've been saying?"
"Poor Leo! He doesn't realized we've switched! Oh, and I kind of beat him up..." Paige turned around and looked at her fuming brother-in-law, who was holding his head and looking very hurt.
"Leo, sweetie..." she began. "I am really, really sorry about this..."