7HHHIIIII! meh again! now this fic is based on an iteresting conversation btw me and mt friend xtremelygiddy over AIM on teh subject of 'smell of sex'
and i was reading Kingdom Hearts fanfics at the same time sooo i put 2 together and made this! ohh i just remembered i never made a diclaimer in my past fics. SOO HERRE U GO!
Disclaimer: Don't own Kingdom Hearts or the games(wish i did) or the other anmes in my past or furture ! hic
"'Smell of sex' hmm wonder wat tat means" sora asked himself.
"Oh I know ill ask someone" with that sora stood and walked over to his computer turning it. Waiting for it to load sora asked himself 'wonder whos on rite now?' he immedataly sigh on to AIM
KeybladeMaster: sighed on
KeybladeMaster: hmm everyone is away
ChildofDarkness: sighed on
KeybladeMaster: oh rikus on 'click on link' hey riku
ChildofDarkness: hey sora whats up
KeybladeMaster: nothing much but I really need an answer to this question
ChildofDarkness: sure ask away
KeybladeMaster: how can smell sex?
ChildofDarkness: ... Wait, is your question, "How can someone smell like sex?"
KeybladeMaster: yea somthing like that
ChildofDarkness: … I guess the smell is musty and wet.
KeybladeMaster: have u smelled it
ChildofDarkness: Yes.
KeybladeMaster: really?
KeybladeMaster: w/ who
ChildofDarkness: That I cannot say.
ChildofDarkness: Sorry.
KeybladeMaster: so ur saying u'have done it?
ChildofDarkness: Yes.
KeybladeMaster: by who?
ChildofDarkness: not telling.
KeybladeMaster: did you use rubber?
ChildofDarkness: Of course.
KeybladeMaster: so who u do it with?
ChildofDarkness is away at 7:26:41 PM
KeybladeMaster: goddamn it riku!
35 mins later:
ChildofDarkness returned at 7:58:13
KeybladeMaster: finally riku
ChildofDarkness: srry wat were we talking about?
KeybladeMaster: who u done it with?
ChildofDarkness: gawd sora could u just dropped it
KeybladeMaster: no! till u tell me who u done it with
ChildofDarkness: come on sora
KeybladeMaster: no! now was it selphie
ChildofDarkness: no
KeybladeMaster: yuffie
ChildofDarkness: no
KeybladeMaster: aeriths
ChildofDarkness: no
KeybladeMaster: yuna
ChildofDarkness: no
KeybladeMaster: rikku
ChildofDarkness: no
KeybladeMaster: Paine
ChildofDarkness: no
KeybladeMaster: namine
ChildofDarkness: no
KeybladeMaster: queen minnie
ChildofDarkness: WHAT!
KeybladeMaster: daisy
ChildofDarkness: HELL NO!
KeybladeMaster: … kairi
ChildofDarkness: ... FUCK NO!
KeybladeMaster: hmm wat about guys
ChildofDarkness: wat about guys
KeybladeMaster: maybe u did it with a guy rite?
ChildofDarkness: … maybe
KeybladeMaster: well was it tidus
ChildofDarkness: no
KeybladeMaster: wakka
ChildofDarkness: no
KeybladeMaster: Leon
ChildofDarkness: tat stiff? pfft! No
KeybladeMaster: cloud
ChildofDarkness: no
KeybladeMaster: vincent
ChildofDarkness: monotone man? no
KeybladeMaster: barret
ChildofDarkness: no
KeybladeMaster: hayner
ChildofDarkness: no
KeybladeMaster: roxas
ChildofDarkness: no
KeybladeMaster: everyone in the organization
ChildofDarkness: HELL NO!
KeybladeMaster: cid
ChildofDarkness: lmao! yea rite
KeybladeMaster: dolnard
ChildofDarkness: wha
KeybladeMaster: goofy
ChildofDarkness: now hold on
KeybladeMaster: king mickey
ChildofDarkness: ... wtf im not low enough tobang animals!
KeybladeMaster: ansem
ChildofDarkness: no
KeybladeMaster: Sephiroth
ChildofDarkness: tat geezer? no
KeybladeMaster: loz
ChildofDarkness: wait who
KeybladeMaster: Yazoo
ChildofDarkness: I don't him
KeybladeMaster: kadaj
ChildofDarkness: … sora their not even in Kingdom Hearts
KeybladeMaster: come on tell me already
ChildofDarkness: fine! But u wont like it
KeybladeMaster: watever just tell me
ChildofDarkness: fine…
ChildofDarkness: …it wastoatwentydollarhermaphroditewhoreintraversetown
KeybladeMaster: …
KeybladeMaster: … … … … …WTF!
HAHAHAha yea the conversation went like tat and the rest was well u know. so review and make me happy and maybe sober for teh rest of the summer. can't be shitface on the first day of school now can i. mmm didn't think so review. hic