Authors note: Grunt. Point finger. Raise club threatingly. Repeat. That was troll for I do not own Danny Phantom or any of the character within this story. Well either that, or I just told you I painted your boil hot pink.
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Hi, I'm Danny Fenton, you know the half ghost kid you guys like to put in the weirdest and most disgusting pairings? I'm here to put that all straight. First of all, I WILL and I mean WILL NOT date a boy. I'm straight. I will not date Dash, or Vlad, or (and I'm totally weirded out by this By the way) Myself. And Guys, is that really possible? You use the Fenton ghost catcher a lot in those stories, but still. I mean isn't falling in love with my self considered Narcissic? Still so totally weirded out.
Second of all, I like Paulina and Valerie. Not Sam. And why are all of you calling me clueless? I am so not! I mean the thought that SAM of all people would like me? We are best friends, right? Well I might get back to that later. But guys, seriously Ember? She's my enemy, plus, I think she likes Johnny 13. Ew, by the way.
Third, I did not approve of those comics! You know that you guys draw. And all of those uhhh…inappropriate fan arts. If they can be called fans…
Fourth, Why do you guys think Sam and I make such a good couple? Sure we're best friends and she's really pretty and smart, nice fun and cool. Oh! Who am I trying to kid? Fine, I like her a lot. But, she can't possibly like me, can she?
Sincerely,
Danny Fenton/Phantom
Authors Note: Yeash, how clueless can he get? Oh well, at least he admitted it.