8NOTE: I WILL BE EDITING ALL OF MY FAN FICS FOR GRAMMAR MISTAKES AND WILLB E ADDING MORE HUMOR.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or coconuts! Dang! No seriously, I want a coconut.
Maiko: Hi everyone! This is a fanfic written by me and my friends Lillie and Sparkle!
Cho: Hi! This is my first fanfic!
Rai: I think trees should be blue. JK. LOL! My computer is a DELL.
Maiko: Well, as those people say, THE SHOW MUST GO ON! -Glues a fake mustache on Lillie's face-
Chapter one:
The many adventures of Harry, Ginny, the coconut, and friends.
Harry, Ginny, Hermione, and Ron were at the beach. Now why they were at the beach, I don't know, so don't ask me, ask Cho or Rai. Anyway, they were at the beach. Ginny and Hermione were getting tans, while Ron and Harry were swimming. Wait, scratch that, Ginny and Hermione were getting tans, Ron was swimming, and Harry was starring at Ginny. When suddenly, CLONK! A coconut fell out of the blue and hit Harry on the head!
Actually, it fell out of a tree. As you all know, coconuts grow on trees, not bushes or weeds. You know, it didn't really fall right? It was sawed off by a mystifyingly mysterious stranger in a blue mask! Now why it had to be blue, I don't know, ask my other split personalities.
Anyhow...
"Gasp!" Our poor Harry was hit on the head by a sawed off coconut from a tree, not a bush or weed. -Sniff sniff- So sad. I know, what a shame, I'll have to go buy more tissues. What was even sadder was that the stranger was wearing next year's fashion!
Anyways, back to Harry. Oh, no! He was knocked out! Nothing revived him! Not water, not ice, not a ton of rocks fresh from Scotland! Not even my homemade chocolate chip cookies! No seriously, they're really, actually, in fact, in truth, accurately, in reality, truly, in actual fact, if truth be told, certainly beyond doubt high quality, good quality, first-class, first-rate, superior, fine, excellent, outstanding, brilliant, exceptional, admirable, superb, tremendously good.
So what did our geniuses do? Hermione starred at him with her mouth open, Ginny wept and Ron started the backstroke.
So after Ron got out of the water and dried off. He ate a prune. I don't know why he ate a prune. There are a lot of things I don't know. Like how pudding feels to be eaten. After Ron ate a prune, Hermione ate a seaweed (where'd she find one?), and Ginny ate a sand castle. The reason why this is is currently unknown to mankind. Please refresh the page or try again later. If it is still unknown, contact the authors and they'll write back to you with the answer.
After Ron ate a prune, Hermione ate seaweed that I do not know where she found, and Ginny ate a sand castle...
Ron helped Hermione and Ginny carry Harry back to the Burrow. Ah, but not before he got hit on the head by a very upset Hermione and kicked in the shin by a crying Ginny. On accident. Now this is what I call first-class irony.
When they got home, Mrs. Weasley was so shocked; she spilled hot water on Ron. Now what she was doing with hot water I don't know, and neither does mankind. So again, ask Cho or Rai. (And why do they know? Because they ain't no mankind, they're celeries, like me.)
Ron's been having bad luck, huh? Irony? No. Coinky-dink? Not likely. Caused by my evil experiments on my next guinea pig? You betcha.
So now, Ron has a bad bump on his head, a bad bruise on his leg and a bad burn on his index finger. Shocking! But did anyone care about him? Nooo! All they cared about was their precious bonsai tree! (Yay bonsai tree! All hail the bonsai-ness of the tree that possesses the name of 'bonsai'!)
Two hours later, Harry was on the floor between very confused members of Homo sapiens...
Mrs. Weasley was still very upset. Because Hermione was in a daze, Ginny was crying on the newly waxed floor, and Ron was badly bruised, and burnt, and had a bad hit to his ego. But most importantly, she was upset because she lost the recipe to her favorite lemon pie!
Later that evening, there was one question in the air: "Where the heck did Mrs. Weasley put the lemon pie recipe?"
Maiko: Say wha?
-cough-
Maiko: Fine! Be that way.
Sorry, they also had another question in the air: "How the heck did a wizard like Harry get hit on the head by a coconut?"
-hackcough!-
Dang it! I got the wrong question! Again! Mmkay, let's get this straight:
1) Harry did not know about the coconut because he was starring at Ginny
2) He did not know that coconuts grew on trees and not bushes so he was not aware of the great danger he was in
3) He did not know that his chances of getting bitten by a spider is more than having a cup Vodka dumped on his head
4) I have a very annoying mosquito bite and it itches
So the question in the air is: "How the heck are we going to revive Harry?" There we go.
Maiko: I should get candy for that!
One and 3/4 of an hour passes when the Homo sapiens realized that they'd better try to revive Harry before it's too late to save the world...
Hedwig tried pecking at Harry, Fred and George tried an explosion (meant for fanfictional purposes only), and Mr. Weasley tried shaking the crap out of Harry. While Hermione starred away, Ginny kept crying on the used-to-be-newly-waxed-but-is-no-longer floor (how does she not get dehydrated? I wanna be able to do that!), Ron complain about his physical injuries and Mrs. Weasley drank tea.
Poor poor Harry! He was knocked out! He'll have a hangover when he wakes up. Little did the author know that Harry was really, actually, in fact, in truth, accurately, in reality, truly, in actual fact, if truth be told, certainly beyond doubt, in a coma.
Maiko's note: Alright! Let's hear it for the first chapter! So, stay tuned for the next chapter! You'll find out what's going on in Harry's mind! Oh, and no matter rain, snow sleet or hail, please don't go away, even though that's a thing for mailmen...W00t! Snail mail!I don't mean to brag, but the cookies are really, actually, in fact, in truth, accurately, in reality, truly, in actual fact, if truth be told, certainly beyond doubt high quality, good quality, first-class, first-rate, superior, fine, excellent, outstanding, brilliant, exceptional, admirable, superb, tremendously good.