IT was quite a normal day until the Headmaster told us that we were going to be tested by the MoM to see if we were nuts or not. I was fairly sure I would pass this test but Dumbledore himself I was iffy about. HE the old man came up all feeble but nice and happy, he wasn't as nearly as strange as Dumbledore but he was working that way in my mind but then I don't really matter in all this they can't get rid of me so look he's talking. "This is just I phycilogical test to see if you can work well with your co-workers as you see them. You will each come to me one at a time and take this test." said the old man with his clipboard in hand already taking notes of the Proffesors behavior.

"First up will be…."

DUMBLEDORE "So Headmaster-"

"Please, call me Albus."

"OF course, I will say a series of words and I would like you to say the first thing that pops into your mind. Alright here we go. Severus. Liquorish. …Um ok. Minerva. Choclate covered olives. …Ri-ight. Filius. Fizzing Whizbees

..HHmmm. Argus.

Berttie botts every flavored beans.

…I'll leave that alone. Irma.

Sugar Quills .

…. Poppy.

White chocolate.

I don't even want to know.Binns.

Ice Mice.

You would .Sinistra.

Acid pops.

Weird. Sprout.

Pumpkin pasties.

Gives him a weird look Sybill.

Chocolate frogs

Alright next. Vector.

Pepper mints.

Ok last one. Magic.Now this one he was thinking he would be normal stupid him huh?

LEMON DROPS!

Umm…Well, you can leave now. Please send in Proffesor McGonagle in next.

This was sure to be fun.

MCGONAGLE , I will say a series of words and I would like you to say the first thing that pops into your mind. Alright here we go. Albus.

Lion.

Understandable. Severus.

Snake.

Again, understandable. Filius

Mice

Alright. Argus

Rat.

Ook. Irma

Pigeon

Mmmhhmm.Poppy

Dove

Right. Binns.

Sloth.

Righty then. Sinistra

Spider

Ok on then.Sprout.

Badger

Oh good another understandable one. Sybill.

Toad

Nice to know.Vecter.

Dog.Looks about to puke

Alright last one. Magic.

TABBY CAT!

….OK please leave and send in Proffesor Flitwick.

This is so much fun Don't you think?

FLITWICK

I will say a series of words and I would like you to say the first thing that pops into your mind. Ok here we go. Albus.

Airplane

Oh god not again. Last one then. Magic.

Hot air balloon,yes hot air balloon.

OK then you can leave send in Sinistra.

I will say a series of words and I would like you to say the first thing that pops into your mind. Now then. Albus

Fucker.

Ok there's some anger. Severus

Fuck up.

Right then anger there to. Minerva

Frigid Bitch.

Lots of anger huh? Filius

Dumb ass Pixie fucker

Maybe it's just bad language then. Argus

Ronchy ho.

Yes bad language. Irma

Stick up her ass.

Right. Poppy

Snoty prude.

Ok. Binns.

Dead fucker

You would. Sprout

Ronchy Bitch ho.

You need sope. Sybill.

Sleasy ho.

Alright. Vecter.

Prick.

HHHMm..Last one is Magic.

Fuck you, you fucking fucker.

Well I never! Alright this ends todays meetings next time I will start with…

Well hope you like or dislike I really don't care either way as long as this gets out of my system.