After quite a lot of thought I believe I will skip every on but Argus Filch, Sara Sprout, and Severus Snape please come in that order and we can get this over with.

FILCH , I will say a series of words and I would like you to say the first thing that pops into your mind. All right here we go. Albus.

Shackles

Just no… Um Magic.

Death, Destruction, Dismemberment, and chaos

OK NEXT.

SPROUT

, I will say a series of words and I would like you to say the first thing that pops into your mind. All right here we go. Albus

Old oak.

Ok that works. Minerva

Cherry tree.

One of them again. Severus

Black Tupelo Ok what ever that is. Filius

Dwarf Russian

Ok Argus

Rotten log

I guess you don't like him then. Irma

Spruce, White

What ever you say. Poppy

Beach wood

All right that's all I need please leave now. Professor snape please come in.

SNAPE

, I will say a series of words and I would like you to say the first thing that pops into your mind. So..Here. We go I guess. Albus

Crack addict

'Tell me he's not a drugie'Minerva

The Romans had it wrong.

Well he seems ok.. For now. Filius

Has to be dwarf.

Well ok. Argus

The essence of Grunge.

Apparently no one likes him. Irma

Rigid.

HHmm. Poppy

Leave me alone woman.

I'm not a woman! Oh right anyway. Binns

BE gone with you.

Ok I think that was for him. Sinistra

Stop talking

Is he trying to tell me something? Sprout

Needs a hobby.

Ok almost done. Sybill.

Somebody shoot her already.

How rood. Vecter

What's your Vecter Victor?

HHmm. Alright last one here. Magic

AN art.

Ok, you Mr. Snape have to be the sanest man here.

He gives a scary as all hell grin stands up and walks out the door throwing in a small pink thing inside.

The old man picks it up and reads in curly writing the words.

THE MONKEYS WONNA PLAY WITH YOU!

Though all the teachers stayed the poor old man was never seen again but the Students of Hogwarts can sometimes hear. "But I don't wonna play with you monkeys any more leave me alone!" and strange monkey like noises at night.