After quite a lot of thought I believe I will skip every on but Argus Filch, Sara Sprout, and Severus Snape please come in that order and we can get this over with.FILCH , I will say a series of words and I would like you to say the first thing that pops into your mind. All right here we go. Albus.
Just no… Um Magic.
Death, Destruction, Dismemberment, and chaos
, I will say a series of words and I would like you to say the first thing that pops into your mind. All right here we go. Albus
Ok that works. Minerva
One of them again. SeverusBlack Tupelo Ok what ever that is. Filius
I guess you don't like him then. IrmaSpruce, White
What ever you say. Poppy
All right that's all I need please leave now. Professor snape please come in.SNAPE
, I will say a series of words and I would like you to say the first thing that pops into your mind. So..Here. We go I guess. Albus
'Tell me he's not a drugie'Minerva
The Romans had it wrong.
Well he seems ok.. For now. Filius
Has to be dwarf.
Well ok. Argus
The essence of Grunge.
Apparently no one likes him. Irma
Leave me alone woman.
I'm not a woman! Oh right anyway. Binns
BE gone with you.
Ok I think that was for him. Sinistra
Is he trying to tell me something? Sprout
Needs a hobby.
Ok almost done. Sybill.
Somebody shoot her already.
How rood. Vecter
What's your Vecter Victor?
HHmm. Alright last one here. Magic
Ok, you Mr. Snape have to be the sanest man here.
He gives a scary as all hell grin stands up and walks out the door throwing in a small pink thing inside.
The old man picks it up and reads in curly writing the words.
THE MONKEYS WONNA PLAY WITH YOU!
Though all the teachers stayed the poor old man was never seen again but the Students of Hogwarts can sometimes hear. "But I don't wonna play with you monkeys any more leave me alone!" and strange monkey like noises at night.