MORE THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR VOLDEMORT SAY!

60. (sings) I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world.

61. voldemort: what would a veggie vampire say?
harry: I don't know what?
Voldemort: I want to suck your spud.

62. (while on his cell phone) Can you hear me now?

63. If I can do it, so can you! (voldemort dances in a pink tutu while singing/dancing to the can-can)

64. (yelling) ALRIGHT WHO PUT EX-LAX IN MY CHOCOLATE SHAKE?

65. MUST HAVE SSSUUUUUUGGGGGGGAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

66. (sitting in his lazyboy chugging a beer when he suddenly stands and shouts) SQUEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAL OF FORTUNE!

67. (watching Harry from far away, while rubbing his hands together) MY PRECIOUS...
(Lucius) You've got to be kidding me.

68. (sings) I-I like big butts and I cannot lie...

69. I wanna be a power puff girl!

70. I WANNA PONY FOR CHRISTMAS!

71. pink is the bestest, most perfect color.

72. LIKE. OMG! Are you wearing MY make up?

73. PIE!

74. I LIIIIIIIIKE YOU

75. I KNOW what YOU did last summer... No, really, I... I do...

76. Bite me.

77. Jus because I do evil things, it doesn't make me a bad person, does it?

78. (sings) You love me, I love you...

79. Harry to Voldemort: PLEASE tell me that a banana in your pocket!
Voldemort: Nope.

80. Care bears make me happy!

81. Time for telbubbies!

82. OoO A PENNY!

83. You know what duct tape is good for? BONDAGE! Who wants to play?

84. (whining) Why does Harry always have to foil my plans?
Snape: Do you want some cheese with that wine?