ONE WAY TO GET ED TO DRINK HIS MILK

Me: OK moi's 1st est fanfiction ever. -Happy dance and confetiffi falling out nowhere It's really short…

Ed: DON'T CALL ME SHORT D:

Me: -hits Ed on the back of the head- Shut up. I'm not calling you short. Anywho, this fanfic really short, but it's funny. No Flames or else Gluttony will eat Black Hayate. On with the story! Oh! I almost forgot. I don't own FMA or it's characters. I just own some manga books and the characters I made up for it.

Rated K+ for minor bad language

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"I AM NOT GOING TO DRINK THAT CRAP!" Edward yelled. Winry sighed. Ed had done a number on his automail and himself. So he was being hospitalized from his injuries. He made a call for Winry about 2 days ago. Winry arrived yesterday and was now waiting for Ed to finish his lunch so she could fix his arm. But he had finished every thing except for (A/N surprise surprise) the milk. "Just drink it, Edward. You need your nutrients" Winry said "No way am I drinking that stuff." Edward yelled, "I've got an idea," Calisfer said with an evil grin. (A/N Calisfer is my character. Calisfer is female. You'll learn more about her later.) "What is it, Calisfer?" "It involves all of us. Winry it might be a little embarrassing if someone comes in, but are you sure you want to do this?" Calisfer replied "Uhhhhh, yeah. Ok." Winry answered confused. "Ed, this involves you too. Are you sure you want to do this?" Calisfer said, sounding excited. "Hell, no" Edward said, angrily, not likeing the sound on where Calisfer was going. "Oh well. Life's tough. Your in this plan anyway." Calisfer said. She turned to Winry. "Are you sure you want to do this?" "Yes." Winry replied confidently. "Ok!" Calisfer said happily, smacking Winry in the back her head, causing her fall and kiss Ed, on the lips. Calisfer held Winry's still until she pulled them away from each other. She then forced the milk down while Ed was stunned with shock. Winry was stunned for minute. & ";...Ok, Ed. Lets get started." "…Alright. Yeah." Edward, the Red-Faced Alchemist, replied.

- Me: Yay! I'm finished. Ok, click that little button, but think carefully. -picks up Black Hayate- Don't let Gluttony eat Black Hayate. Helpful criticism is wanted. Ok, then Ja ne.