Disclaimer: I don't own RENT and I don't own Umbrella

Plan Z

Roger, Joanne, and Lauren drove around New York in Benny's car looking for Angel and Collins. Lauren sat in the back seat on the floor of the range rover coloring in a Disney Princess coloring book. (I don't know why Benny had a coloring book in his truck) While Roger sat in the passengers seat playing with the radio, Joanne was driving.

"Roger, stop playing with the radio."

"Sorry, but I have to find something good."

Roger stopped when he heard his favorite song playing.

No clouds in my storms
Let it rain, I hydroplane in the bank
Coming down with the Dow Jones
When the clouds come we gone, we Rocafella

"Roger, I didn't know you liked Rihanna." Lauren with a startled look on her face.

"Don't tell anyone." The Rocker warned the two women in the car with him.

We fly higher than weather
And G5's are better, You know me,
an anticipation, for precipitation. Stacked chips for the rainy day
Jay, Rain Man is back with little Ms. Sunshine
Rihanna where you at?

You have my heart
And we'll never be worlds apart
May be in magazines
But you'll still be my star
Baby cause in the dark
You can't see shiny cars
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share

Roger began singing in a girly voice.

When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella

Joanne looked at her friend oddly and began to sing along.

(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

Meanwhile Mark, Mickey, and Mimi were still hiding in the building.

"Ok, we've been here for a long time. Are we just going to stand here and hide?" Mimi asked.

"Mark stop filming the little boy zombie eating the dead cat!" Mickey yelled as she gave Mark a concerned look.

"Sorry." Mark said, putting the camera away. "You know? We could have gone out the back and into the ally."

Mickey and Mimi glared at their friend.

"Mimi, did you know?"


Mark, Mimi, and Mickey headed towards the back, but when they got there the door was locked.

"Damn!" cursed Mickey.

"Lets just go up to the roof for a while till all of this cools down." Mimi said.

The three bohemians ran up to the roof, they kicked the door open and each one did a dramatic pose as dramatic music began playing dramatically.

"What are we doing?" Mark asked slowly.

"I don't know." Mimi said.

"Where is Maureen when we need her." Mickey said.

"Yeah, I know." Mark said sadly,

"I hope Roger and them find Collins and Angel finding Maureen." Mimi said quickly.

"What?" Mickey and Mark said with questionable looks on their faces.

Before Mimi could say anything a rough groan was heard. They all looked ahead and saw a woman looking a wall, she slowly turned around and was drooling.

"Oh my God…..she's drunk!" Mimi said with a laugh.

Mark zoomed in on the woman and began speaking.

Mark: Here we see a intoxicated woman, it looks like her name tag says "Mary". Here we have Intoxicated Mary standing front of us, limping her way towards Mickey.

The filmmaker then turns and begins asking Mickey questions.

Mark: Are you making a new friend?

Mickey: I think so.

Mary grabs Mickey into what looks like a hug, the hug gets tighter and Mary tries to bite Mickey, but the young girl pushes her off.


"HOLY BOBBY BROWN!" Mark screams.

Bobby brown comes out doing an old 80s dance.

"I AM THE KING OF R&B!" the old played out R&B singer says loudly.

Mary groans and goes for Bobby Brown.


"BOBAY? Cant you see I am trying to get some crack from this nice man over here." Whitney Houston said as she continued to purchase drugs from the man.

"But, I thought you said crack was wack?" Said Mimi, who was confused about this whole thing.

"I had to cover my ass!" Whitney said.

Mickey and Mark ran over to bobby Brown and looked at the dead man. Mark turned the camera around to face himself.

Mark: Ladies and gentlemen…Bobby Brown was killed by a intoxicated zombie named Mary.

Whitney Houston then ran over to her husband.


Mrs. Houston took a bong out of the fur goat she was wearing and hit Mary the Intoxicated zombie over the head with it. Then she jumped off the roof and landed on both feet singing down the street.

"Ok…What the fuck did I just witness?" Mickey asked in astonishment.

"Why would Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston be here anyway?" Mark asked.

"I forgot to get Whitney Houston's autograph!" Mimi nearly screamed.

Mark and Mickey looked at her. Meanwhile Collins and Angel entered the strange house and the door shut on its own.

"Ya know? This house looks like that house in that one movie with that one girl." Collins in a whisper.

"What girl?"

"That one girl who slayed Vampires."

"Oh! I know who you're talking about." Angel whispered. "The first one was good, but the second was just plain…bad."

"Hey, you wanted to see it, I told you it didn't look to interesting." Collins explained.

"I know, honey." Angel said giving Collins a kiss.

"Lets start looking around." The professor said.