A Christmas Carol-Sharpay Style
I decided to do a Christmas Carol hsm style. I dont think its been done before. I dont own HSM,A christmas Carol or the song used. Please Read and Review. Thanks
It was Christmas Eve and Sharpay had went in to school more bitter than ever. She hated Christmas but she had her reasons. That morning Ryan wished her a early Merry Christmas. She just responded with a humph, grabbed his arm and pulled him out in to the driveway so they could leave for school just like any other day. The whole ride to school Ryan tried to convince Sharpay to get in the holiday spirit but she simply refused. Sure he had gone threw the same things as she but he was able to handle it, whereas she wasn't, ironic wasn't it that the ice queen couldn't deal with this stuff. Bah Humbug she muttered. "What" Ryan asked his sister, "nothing" she said as she hopped out of the car and entered the school building Ryan following behind. As soon as she entered the school however she stopped in her tracks, everybody was dressed in santa hats and saying merry Christmas to all there friends. This made Sharpay want to puke. All this lovey-dovey shit especially between people who normally cant stand each other. Sharpay pushed everyone aside as they tried to wish her a Merry Christmas and headed straight to class. Somewhere along the way she had lost her brother. She sighed and sat back and waited. She was the first one in class that day minus her brother. Where the hell is he she wondered. She decided not to think about it and just sat there and waited for class to begin. She heard all the Merry Christmas's and Happy New Years from the hall. Sharpay couldn't stand it anymore. She began to sing.
"Scavengers and Sycophants and flatterers and fools!"
She got up out of her seat and walked towards the door.
"Pharisees and parasites and hypocrites and ghouls!"
She walked out in to the hallway as she continued singing.
"Calculating swindlers! Prevaricating Frauds!
Perpetrating evil as they roam the earth in hordes!"
She continued walked down the hallway.
"Feeding on their fellow men! Reaping rich rewards!
Contaminating everything they see!
Corrupting honest women like me!"
She than began walking up to people singing directly to them as she sang the next verse.
"I hate people! I hate people! I hate people!
People are despicable creatures!
Loathsome inexplicable creatures!
Good for nothing kickable creatures!"
She said that as she tripped someone and laughed manically before moving forward and continuing her song.
"I hate people! I detest them! I deplore them!"
She was scaring people away and she liked that. Maybe that way they would leave her the hell alone she thought as she continued on down the hallway.
"Fools who have no money spend it, get in debt than try to end it!
Beg me on their knees befriend them! Knowing I have cash to lend them!"
She than started back to her class singing all the way.
"Soft hearted me! Hard working me!
Clean living thrifty and kind as can be!
Situations like this are of interest to me!"
Than she began going up to people again and scaring them.
"I hate people! I loathe people!
I despise and abominate people!"
They all withered away from her like the scared little creatures they were.
"Life is full of cretinous wretches Earning what their sweatiness fetches Empty minds whose petiness stretches Futher than I can see!"
She was now back to her class and she sang the last verse in the doorway.
"Little wonder I hate people And I don't care if they hate me!"
She knew she cared, of course she did but she couldn't let anybody know that. At that the bell rang and she plopped herself down in her chair. She saw her brother enter with Troy Bolton and the basketball team talking joyishly and this pissed her off. How dare he betray her. How dare he enjoy himself. "RYAN!" She holowered. At that he got looks of sympathy and pats on the back as he made his way over to her. "Where have you been" he trembled under her stare and only uttered a mild "I'm sorry" before taking his seat next to his sister. He knew better than to even try to explain anything to his sister. Just than Troy Bolton and Chad Danforth walked over to them as Troy sat on the other side of Sharpay. "Merry Christmas Sharpay" he said "Bah humbug" she said aloud. "Don't worry about wishing her a merry Christmas" Chad said, "shes just an old scrooge" At that Sharpay turned on him "I am not old and the next time you say that, may very well be your last" He just laughed and walked away to his own seat wishing Troy good luck before departing. Troy turned to Sharpay "What have you got against Christmas" he asked. She only turned her head away and muttered a buh humbug. Troy sighed and turned his head to meet his girlfriend Gabriella Montez. He only smiled and kissed her. Ugh makeout session she thought as she got up to leave. "Shar were are you going?" Ryan asked "Bathroom I'll be right back" she informed him. "Alright well hurry you know how Darbus is" "Yeayea" she said as she walked out of the classroom singing I hate people. Once in the bathroom she made herself vomit at the mere sight of all the holiday joy. Than she fixed her face and headed back to class. When she got their darbus was already in the room. Oh crap she muttered to herself as ms darbus called out her name "Ms Evans" Sharpay only acknowledged her with a look. "Merry Christmas" Sharpay was shocked. This was the drama teacher afterall. The teacher whom freaked out if a cell phone rang. She shrugged and walked over to her seat in between her brother and Troy who were still making out with that Gabriella girl. Sharpay raised her hand "Uhm Ms Darbus, there making out over here" Ms Darbus only responded "well it is Christmas Eve so I will not be teaching, you shall all get to do whatever you please" Ad everyone yipped and applauded Sharpay just said "bah humbug" "What was that Ms Evans" she asked. "I said bah humbug ,you're a bitch to us all year long and just b/c some stupid holiday comes up your nice, give me a break you're a freakin hypocrite" she yelled as she stormed out of her chair and was racing towards the door. Just as she was leaving however Kelsi Neilson was entering on crutches no less. Sharpay didn't see her until she had bumped in to her and knocked her on the ground, not that she would have cared had she seen her anyway. Kelsi let out a little yip and everyone ran over to assist her, everyone that is except Sharpay. "Hey man" Troy said turning to Ryan "Whats up with your sister?" Ryan sighed. He knew he would have to tell them all now. "Well" he began…
Sorry or the cliffy. I just thought it was a good place to end it. Remember to R&R. the more reviews I get the faster I update.